Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

[siphai]

Oh a second pair? ...Alright then...

Gordon Freeman (From the Half-Life Series)
and
Boba Fett

=)

[psychostorm]

Well if youre really desperate enough for teams, Alex...

Dragonzord and Megazord.

A combination of animal nature and swordsmanship puts this team in great promise.

Mr Game and watch and Kirby

Putting the 2D LCD games veteran, with a giant pink blob, with the ability to borrow skills by swallowing them, could prove a recipe for success - or disaster.

[alex_holt]

So my bored and soon to be worried about my mental health friends, we arrive at the third Wars Incarnate with a fun tag team tine up, much closer to the original in size. So here we have the line up, and conveniently initialised names, which should be obvious, but just in case:

CER: Ceri
MAJ: Martjin
ALX: Alex
STV: Steve
KDY: Kody
AAR: Aaron
AJ: AJ
CMA: Chris Mason
ANT: Anthony


Mr Game and watch and Kirby (CER)
Vs.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the 10th Planet (MAJ)


Mario and Luigi (ALX)
Vs.
Thomas the Tank Engine & The Mad Hatter (STV)


Asterix and Obelix (KDY)
Vs.
Knightrous Oxide (Me) & Lord Roper (Tom) (AAR)


Ichigo & Mugen (AAR)
Vs.
Knight and Rose (AJ)


Homer Simpson and Dingodile (CMA)
Vs.
Dragonzord and Megazord. (CER)


Gordon Freeman and Boba Fett (ALX)
Vs.
Pee-wee Herman and Sweet Tooth the Psycho Clown (ANT)


Cobain and Novoselic (AJ)
Vs.
Golf Caddy & a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (MAJ)


Bruce (Almighty) and Austin Powers (ANT)
Vs.
Sasha (White Tiger) and Sandy Cheeks (CMA)


Dr Ivo Robotnik & Professor Vengeance (STV)
Vs.
Cookies and Milk (KDY)

[kodster]

Asterix and Obelix (KDY)
Vs.
Knightrous Oxide (Me) & Lord Roper (Tom) (AAR)

Oh damn, I am SO screwed

Dr Ivo Robotnik & Professor Vengeance (STV)
Vs.
Cookies and Milk (KDY)

Well, Ive seen what Prof. Vengeance can do with coffee beans...screwed again.

Thanks for my suicide line-ups, Alex

[dinowarrior]

HOMER AND DINGODILE
We know from The Homer They Fall that Homer can take the hits. Surely, if Dingodile blasts the zords a few times with his flamethrower and smacks them using that spiny tail, somethings gonna give. Basically, Homer does the destraction, Dingodile does the attack.

SASHA AND SANDY
Get Sandy to steal all of the bullets for the guns BEFORE the fight starts. Then both will make short work of the weaklings. Yeah, aint I a stinker?

[psychostorm]

Homer Simpson and Dingodile (CMA)
Vs.
Dragonzord and Megazord. (CER)

Lovely one. The megazord has survived molten lava and taken tail shots across its chest many times so hell take the dingodile on with the mastadon shield ice ray. that leaves the Dragonzord to find someway of finishing Homer off.

Mr Game and watch and Kirby (CER)
Vs.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the 10th Planet (MAJ)

Quite simple: Kirby swallows Rudolf uses blow - out star to destroy the 10th planet. Either that or he ends up with a red nose and antlers for the duration...

[dinowarrior]

Whats it taken to the ankle though? I wonder.

[kodster]

Okay...Im going to post actual tactics now...not that theyll be any good

Asterix and Obelix (KDY)
Vs.
Knightrous Oxide (Me) & Lord Roper (Tom) (AAR)

Obelix will use his menhir to pound on Ropers head. If Roper turns it into something, keep hitting him with whatever it turned into. Asterix will lure the Romans into the fight and get them to take out Oxide. If that doesnt work, take some magic potion and do an Obelix with Oxide.

Dr Ivo Robotnik & Professor Vengeance (STV)
Vs.
Cookies and Milk (KDY)

Too bad they dont realize that my cookies and milk have radioactive ants inside them!