Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

[kodster]

BUMPd

[alex_holt]

Well, I€™m going to get through these€¦..some day, but the road continues today, so let me proceed. Ive taken them out of order because Im not familiar with too many people to just have a doss lot otherwise youd get lame fights, so at the end is a list, with which I wish you to take a point me at some info at them:


Mario and Luigi
Vs.
Thomas the Tank Engine & The Mad Hatter

The Plumbers are ready, their rather silly and impractical costumes glowing warm in the mid-day sun as the face off again the former anti-Christ and his Hat obsessed companion. Each reaches behind them, and grasps a plunger before charging at their foes€¦.. Suddenly,even as they run towards there is an unexpected retcon of Wars Incarnate canon, and the Thomas that lost its powers was in fact a cyborg clone from the future and he hadn€™t really lost his powers at all! This is the real Thomas and he launches a huge blast of Hellfire towards the perky plumbers€¦.However they dodge it with astounding ease considering Mario€™s rather podgy physique and spin round. The Hatter tries to use his nanotechnology to enhance the powers of Thomas further, however, Luigi sets his hat on fire with a green fireball, and the Hatter runs screaming from the contest, his technology powers useless if you can€™t remain still enough to apply them because you are running in circles screaming in agony€¦.
Thomas catches Luigi in a blast of Hellfire, and hurtles towards him with deadly speed, however Mario uses the opportunity to leap upon Thomas, and use his plunger and other plumbing equipment to undo the bolts on Thomas€™s boiler€¦and in a rather unspectacular end to the anti-christ he begins to leak water as he slows down to nothing€¦. With nothing

Mario and Luigi continue onwards!


Asterix and Obelix (KDY)
Vs.
Knightrous Oxide (Me) & Lord Roper (Tom) (AAR)

Upon the high crag the two Gauls spy their opponents, and turning to one another prepare for battle, Asterix quaffs his potion is a single slurp and the two leap down onto the battlefield as their two deadly opponents stride across the plain towards them at this fateful hour.
But even as their melodramatic costumes get lashed with the equally melodramatic rain, both roar out technical advise, pointing out theoretical flaws in the workings of the potion. €œWhere does the extra muscle mass come from?€ €œHow is the skin impervious to damage€ €œThe power to weight ratio would mean that they would destroy themselves€ and suddenly the French duo find themselves strengthless against this fault picking onslaught of technical accuracy.
At this point both the Australians attack, attacking with an army of barbecued shrimp that have been cybernetically enhanced with hundreds of miscellaneous devices including a gas turbine each powering a huge spinning shell around them. Asterix and Obelix run, knowing that they don€™t know enough to disprove the slightly dubious physics of this like their opponents had to them€¦ However€¦.even as the shrimps close in on them, Asterix shouts a fateful shout, for his is the voice of Bill Oddie, and thus all beasts that live upon the land, and Birds that fly in the air are his to command.
Suddenly hundreds of badgers and woodpeckers and otters and bluetits and other miscellaneous vaguely interesting examples of British wildlife pile themselves mercilessly upon the two Australians, who can barely utter a €˜struth!€™ before they are town to shreds by the badgers and pecked a bit by the blue tits.

A Last Minute Comeback sends Asterix and Obelix into the next round.

Gordon Freeman and Boba Fett (ALX)
Vs.
Pee-wee Herman and Sweet Tooth the Psycho Clown (ANT)

In one side an armour clad man holds a crowbar, and an even more armour clad man has a rocket pack set upon his back, and twin blasters at his side. Across from them is€¦.. an unassuming man with a cheery demeanor in a suit, and a raging clown with a flaming head. With a single shot Boba Fett explodes stomach in a rather graphic way that shouldn€™t really be appropriate for a childrens character€¦.
Unfortunately, this was all a dream so it never happened€¦.and Boba shoots again, but that was also a dream€¦. And that one€¦ This process continues until Gordan Freeman snaps and crowbars everyone mercilessly into a thin pulp until everyone claims its real life just to avoid another pulping€¦

Boba Fett and Gordon Freeman advance to the next round.


Dr Ivo Robotnik & Professor Vengeance (STV)
Vs.
Cookies and Milk (KDY)

On one side€¦. The most concentrated pairing of evil in the known Universe, sitting there brooding in their still silence, the shadows wrapping around them in such complex ways that merely glancing at them sends shudders down the spines of the darkest of hearts.
Its no surprise then, that in the opposite corner, Dr Robotnik and Professor Vengeance are concerned about their chances in this deadly clash of titans. To test their defenses the Professor charges a few bolts of power and lances them at his foe, blazing in an incandescent scarlet bolt of power that illuminates the room for a brief second. The laser refracts through the glass and hits the cookie, warming it slightly so the chocolate inside is a bit tastier. Neither are harmed. Robotnik sends a squadron of machines forward€¦. They rain down blows but always stop an inch above the cookies. Robotnik realises why - it would contravene Asimovs fourth law of robotics (the one people always forget) A robot shall not play with food belonging to it or other people, or, by inaction, allow food to be played with..
Realising the mistake they attempt to approach them and smite them personally, but suddenly they pause, and the universe roates around them in a horrifying gyrometic effect leaving the cookies and milks suspended in the air a few meters above their heads€¦..
The milk glass tips, and for random magical related reasons an endless blast of milk blasts towards the criminal duo€¦. Vengeance braces himself and blasts his cane direcly onto the incoming column of milk€¦and it evaporates it€¦curdling it as the two beams hit, causing fragments of cheese to drop to the floor beneath where the two beams sit, neither unable to overpower the other. The cookie is beginning to spin faster and faster, and robotnik dives€¦knowing this is his last chance€¦he barges the cookie through the beam of milk with all his force€¦.
The cookie becomes soggy with milk and slams against the wall and crumbles in a soggy mess. The beam of milk additionally was weakened for a fraction of a second, and the laser pushes the milk inside the glass, and within seconds the glass is clogged with cheese€¦.but the endless milk continues to pour€¦..and the milk glass explodes in a shower of bland cheese€¦.

In the most cheesy victory yet€¦Robotnik and Vengeance proceed.


Cobain and Novoselic (AJ)
Vs.
Golf Caddy & a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle (MAJ)

Bruce (Almighty) and Austin Powers (ANT)
Vs.
Sasha (White Tiger) and Sandy Cheeks (CMA)

Ichigo & Mugen (AAR)
Vs.
Knight and Rose (AJ)

Homer Simpson and Dingodile (CMA)
Vs.
Dragonzord and Megazord. (CER)


The BAD OBSCURE LIST
Give me a link or a description of look and abilities or theyll get half arsed jobs. Simple.

Dingodile
Cobain (Kurt?)
Novoselic
Ichigo
Mugen
Knight
Rose

[dinowarrior]

Im not completely sure what this forums policy on linking to other websites is, especially if they dont involve Robot Wars, but try here...

http://crashmania.topcities.com/chdingodile.htmhttp://crashmania.topcities.com/chdingodile.htm

[kodster]

Oh. My. Dog. I beat Aaron...WOOHOO!!! That was hilarious! I loved it! Cheers guys!

And as for the cookies and milk losing...I knew I wouldnt be able to beat the Prof. anyway. Good brawl there Steve-O.

[steven_mcg]

Indeed it was, Kody, old bean! Those plumbers will pay for shunting Thomas and Jervis off, too.

[alex_holt]

So anyone going to help me with those entries? Only Dingodile is removed from it so far...

If I dont get any other help in the next 24 hours then te reslts will be as follows:

Cobain =Kurt Cobain
Novoselic = ? Ill look on google and have the first result
Ichigo = ditto
Mugen = ditto
Knight = sword and shield type
Rose = flower


If you want it any different, make sure to say.

[kodster]

Mugen is a 2D fighting game where you can download almost any character and any background

Other than that Im stumped

[kodster]

Ichigo can be found on my ATTTWI thread.