Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

[alex_holt]

Well, I have work to do, but am in no mood to do it, so here we have:

Old Age Mutant Ninja Turtle and his Golf Caddy Luigi Advance vs. DragonZord/Megazord

Luigi is already proving to be a more effective Caddy than his predecessor, for start he is an Italian, and thus inevitably very familiar with coffee from all the modern little coffee houses he frequents while not fighting evil. A second advantage is that the years of combating Bowsers armies have given him a grasp of turtle biology beyond that of anyone else on the planet. With this knowledge he has developed a special brew to aid his Tortoise master. The turtle consumes this out of his hipflask, and is suddenly revitalised to the point where he can actually remember what he did yesterday€¦ Suddenly he sees the Zords€¦. They came after him, replaced him in the world of morning television for children! They must pay! He lunges as the Zords, and sprays a wide arc of surikens into the eyes of the Megazord, before landing on its face and stabbing through its armour into the circuitry within. A backflip dodges an attack from the DragonZord which finishes off the opponent, but even then the arthritis kicks back in, the potion having worn off€¦ The turtle attempts to hobble out the way, but the DragonZord charges up his beam, and then suddenly is enveloped in the green flame of Luigi, who had been waiting to strike. He opens his moustachiod lips€¦. €˜Lets-a-go!€™

Old Age Mutant Ninja Turtle and his Golf Caddy Luigi enter the final.

Next

Professor Vengeance and Dr Robotnik vs. Rudolf and the 10th Planet

[kodster]

LMAO

[majinb]

w00t, Im in the final

[alex_holt]

Professor Vengeance and Dr Robotnik vs. Rudolf and the 10th Planet

The villains mumble amongst themselves.€¦ they are uncertain of this next phase, they are men of science, and magic has always had this indefinable quality to them: it is nothing so easily put down in numbers and equations, and though they would never admit is: they fear it. They ponder for hours, poring over arcane law and forbidden rituals until they make a realisation: ortunately for them they realised that what they face is not necessarily the most cunning foe they have ever faced€¦ indeed Rangifer Fantasticus - the fantastic reindeer is as a species slightly more stupid than the common pheasant. With this in mind, they quickly dispatch their foe: a bear trap hidden in a trough of mince pies and vegetables being all that was needed. With the magical threat out the way, they turn their attention to the now defenceless planet. Instead of waiting for it to crash into them the land upon it and using a surprisingly rapidly made invention, break down the planet into its pure elements to use as parts and money to pay for the preparations for the next fight. The reindeer head remains on Vengeances wall.

The Grand Super Final€¦

Professor Vengeance and Dr Robotnik vs Old Age Mutant Ninja Turtle and his Golf Caddy Luigi€¦ coming soonish to a decade near you!

[kodster]

Better make the grand final a big one, or Prof. Vengeance will eat you alive

[kodster]

Wow, it must be pretty big of a finale for such a long wait.

[corsair_lightning]

Were waiting.

[majinb]

stop being rude Mark

[alex_holt]

Lol. If you didnt notice, this tournament started in August 2006, and it will finish pretty soon with any luck, however, it will of course be done in my own timely fashion, lol.