Wars Incarnate III: Tag Team Tantrum

**siphai** · 13th September 2006, 19:54

Pee-Wee Herman will laugh... until Freeman gives him a crowbar to the jaw. One shot later, and Pee-Wee aint laughing no more.

Meanwhile, Fett will just easily snipe Psycho Clown from a distance for an instant win.

For Mario and Luigi, they will jump, and they will JUMP LIKE NO ONE HAS EVERY JUMPED BEFORE. Micheal Jordon will envy their jumping. Anyway, Mario will derail Thomas, and Luigi will fireball The Mad Hatters hat off. The Hat is the source of TMHs power. Without it, he is nothing.

**steven_mcg** · 13th September 2006, 20:19

1) Mario & Luigi VS THE MAD HATTER & THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE

Alex couldnt be more wrong. The Mad Hatters hat is exactly what it is - a hat. Not the source of his power. For this match, Thomas will distract the Marios with his usual AntiChrist antics, while Hatt will slip one of his mind-control labels onto each brothers head. He will then command Mario and Luigi to finish each other off and the labels will force them to do just that.
Failing that, Thomas can just blast them both to the great Mushroom Kingdom in the sky. :wink:

2) Milk & Cookies VS DR ROBOTNIK & PROFESSOR VENGEANCE

We evil geniuses arent daft enough to eat a snack thats trying to kill us. Ill stamp the cookies into crumbs (maybe with help from the cane in Sledgehammer Mode), while Doc Botnik can try absorbing the milk into his mustache. Nothing goes in that ginger facefuzz and lives to tell the tale.

**alex_holt** · 17th September 2006, 22:33

Now, the day which you thought (and hoped) was never coming, the third series of the dreaded Wars Incarnate commences. This series is title â‚¬ËœTag Team Tantrumâ‚¬â„¢ but that label is somewhat misleading: there is no tagging here: these fights are all out brawls. Enjoy (or flee for the hills).

Mr Game and watch and Kirby (CER)
Vs.
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer and the 10th Planet (MAJ)

The Nintendo stalwarts, are on the offensive, Kirby, has mallet out and swings it towards Rudolf with astounding force but the magical creature easily evades the pudgy little pink fluff ball, as he is capable of faster than light travel with incredible precision. All the denizens of this particular combat are loathe to obey the laws of physics: game and watch proves this by refusing to exist in more than 2 dimensions... a rather bizarre decision because it means that if Rudolf stands parallel to this he can gouge the poor silhouetteta of a man and proceed to scaramouche him.
Kirby however, decides to tackle the tenth planet, not literally of course, but instead, the tiny pink fluff ball proceeds to try to suck the planet in. However, here science interjects the plot to create an entirely unscientific outcome, because, there isnâ‚¬â„¢t currently a tenth, planet, however, some believe that there, but have differing views on what that tenth planet could beâ‚¬Â¦. Some say it could be Xena, some say Pluto, and some say Sedna, or another dwarf-planetâ‚¬Â¦ some hypothesize that it is in fact a far larger object altogether. However, our resident science people, who control the fights know that this is unknown. They therefore decide to resolve this, by placing the value â‚¬Ëœxâ‚¬â„¢ in this point, knowing that this then covers any possible range of values that could be the volume of the tenth planet.
What they forget to realize is that this simultaneously could give the planet both an infinite mass, but also a null mass. This uncertainty means that Kirby is also theoretically trying to inhale the entire mass of the Universe, as that is everything. Blatantly a 3 inch high pink ball of fluff cannot do thisâ‚¬Â¦ a tiny pop signifies Kirby exploding as he tries to inhale the infinite mass of the planet and Kirby pops (in the most literal sense) out of existence.
Mr Game and Watch can only try and dodge in his inferior two dimensions the gouging horns of Rudolf, who it is quite possible gained his red nose from tow many blood baths, a theory previously unexplored. Though it would be doubtful the other reindeer would have made fun of him if this was the case. While musing this the two dimensional blood of Game and Watch drains away from the poor sprite figure leaving him a lifeless mass of pixels.

Kirby has found the tenth planet too hard to swallow, and there is just no place in a 3D world for a 2D man.

Rudolf and the 10th Planet Advance to the Next Round

**psychostorm** · 20th September 2006, 22:23

Nice theory... only the wrong way round!

If what Kirby is swallowing has infinite mass hes cant explode as there is infinite gravity between the infinite mass and his stomach as a result.

Its infinite volume that would blow him up, as hes have to strech himself to around it.

The infinite volume of the universe being dragged by the infinite gravity prehaps?

**tacoman** · 26th September 2006, 16:40

Damn, the one thing Im actually interested in entering, and I miss sign-ups.

Well, If you ever do another one, Ill hopefully enter.

**kodster** · 27th September 2006, 17:52

quote:

Nice theory... only the wrong way round!

If what Kirby is swallowing has infinite mass hes cant explode as there is infinite gravity between the infinite mass and his stomach as a result.

Its infinite volume that would blow him up, as hes have to strech himself to around it.

The infinite volume of the universe being dragged by the infinite gravity prehaps?

That would take an infinite amount of time :wink:

**alex_holt** · 27th September 2006, 19:37

Either way,if he tried swallowing an infinate mass hed die, lol. Sorry for the lack of updates, freshers week so Ive been a bit distracted (and I dont drink, so not for that reaosn, lol)

**knightrous** · 28th September 2006, 12:20

You sure that isnt suppose to be an infinite volume? You could have infinite mass in the size of a pin head, and it could be swallowed, but if it had infinite volume, it would be as light as air and still be too big for Kirby to inhail...

Has anyone thought that Kirby might have a Wormhole in his stomach and thats where all the things go missing? OMFG! Kirby is the Bermuda Triangle