Its time for another team-up on house robots. And these two housies arent the least€¦

First is WHAMLET, a 150kg son-of-a-gun with 30mph speed, and shaped like Shunt (with similar armour), he also has a flipping plow that can send robots of his weight across the arena in a single toss. Engraved on the sides of Whamlet is the line To wham or not to wham€¦ Alongside Whamlet is TAKI, a Rammstein-shaped rammer with all-around great strength, and two hardox-tipped spikes in front to impale opponents. She can haul her 125kg weight around with 4 tires at 30mph. In this fight shell have a ornamental jawpiece.

Fighting these two house robots are THE DISC 5, a bar-bell shaped ~100kg monster with a frightening€¦disc, known to carve up opponents and leave them scrapped. Its axle spins with the disc to prevent being grabbed, and its 6 wheels are in a triangle cluster so that it runs on 2 wheels when inverted. Joining The Disc 5 is FLICK OF THE WRIST, a Tornado(or Vladiator)-shaped bot with 6WD and 2 giant lifting spikes that can be used as both ramming spikes and lifting forks, even inverted. It also has a speed of 22mph, thanks to 2 B42-500 Magmotors.

Roboteers, stand by€¦

Believe you me, I am all for this.

3€¦
2€¦
1€¦
ACTIVATE!!!

And Whamlet charges out first to meet The Disc 5, who has spun up to speed and that disc looks mighty dangerous -
CRASH!
And a nice gash in the plow has been made as Whamlet spins away, phased by the hit, and The Disc charges again. Suddenly Taki flies out and strikes Franks creation in the side. At that moment Flick of the Wrist drives out, and its an all-out brawl now! The Disc turns and slices a piece of Taki off, which Flick runs over. But Whamlet gets to the side of Flick and lets fly the flipping scoop. Flick flies across the arena in a blur, landing onto his wheels and wheeling around, forks back and pointing at Whamlet. Taki rams Flick from the front, but flies up the forks of Flick and lands against the arena wall! The Disc takes a turn at Whamlet, and shreds through some of the armour in the side. It looks like its over for Taki as Flick comes in with the forks and - NO! Taki rides over top of Flicks forks and lands behind him, pinning him in place with the hardox spikes. Flick pushes back in reverse. Meanwhile, Whamlet is getting his panels shredded to pieces by The Disc, and pieces of chassis are flying across the arena! Then Taki reverses, and slams into The Discs wheels, and Flick hits Taki from behind, and The Disc himself is being pinned against the wall. Whamlet rushes over to Flick and tosses him on top of Taki. The Disc frees himself and tears Takis ornament off the front, which lands in a clatter in a CPZ. Now maskless, Taki chases The Disc, ramming it and in turn getting a hardox spike ripped off in a shower of sparks. Concurrently, Whamlet flips over Flick with the plow, but Flick takes advantage of the lifted plow and, getting under Whamlet, carries him to the arena wall and rams him full force, but Whamlet slides on top of Flick and off the side. Trying to manoeuvre, Flick spins around and spears Whamlets plow, ultimately getting himself tossed right-side-up again. Whamlet then carries Flick to the edge of the arena and TOSS! The switch has been flicked€¦OOTA€¦well, Martijn, not a good way to turn off a light. Whamlet turns to see a brutally mangled side wall from The Discs€¦disc. He rushes right at Franks monster.
CRASH!
That deserves a second look, that does!!! Whamlets scoop has been severed from him, landing beside Whamlet and pushed aside! Taki backs into The Disc and pins him against the wall. Whamlet also reverses into The Disc and both have the discbot pinned. Taki lays off, but that releases the weapon from the wall and The Disc slightly brushes Whamlets side€¦both The Disc and Whamlet go flying. Whamlet topples onto his side, spinning€¦spinning€¦and landing onto his back, completely dead. The Disc lands upside-down and wheels around to shake off the impact, and Taki rams him against a wall, pinning him. The Disc shakes around, and frees himself from Taki, racing around to meet her with the spinning disc. Its a 1-on-1 battle now, as Taki charges€¦The Disc reverses to the left and Taki hammers the wall, impaling herself upon it. Franks face bears an inexplicable smirk as The Disc tears up Takis armour like nothing. Suddenly, as the rear wedge panel comes flying off, a piece gets lodged in The Discs€¦disc, stopping it. Taki reverses again, pushing The Disc into the wall. The Disc has stopped moving now, and Taki crawls to the middle of the arena€¦it seems that the house robots have won yet again! The Watcher wheels over and starts counting The Disc out.
1€¦2€¦3€¦4€¦5à ¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚¦6€¦
NO! The Disc rides forward, weapon spinning again, and smashes Taki in the side, and the side panel gets a nice gash in it. Taki herself has now stopped moving, and Frank now grins, moving The Disc forward and smashing Taki to pieces. Children, avert your eyes, for this is a horrible stripping of a female robot. :sad: The Disc continues wrecking her, and the mechanics are now completely exposed. Oh€¦my€¦goodness. The Watcher rides forth and starts counting Taki out.
1€¦2€¦3€¦4€¦5à ¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚¦6€¦7€¦8€¦9â⠀šÂ¬Ã‚¦10!

CEASE!

Taki brutally slaughtered, and Whamlet almost as equally destroyed.

Winners: The Disc 5 & Flick of the Wrist

Coming up: Exa-Gore-Ic & Obelix VS. ArchAngel of the Abyss & Stop Crying Your Heart Out