Dun dun dun! Three more fights. (and I believe ISDFA stands for I Dont See Frank Anywhere :wink

Acid Burn is rather Son of Whyachi with the weight switched around. The shufflebot inside the 125kg weapon weighs 25kg. The weapon is supposed to destroy the opponent with as few hits as possible, even if its only one. It has a slow spin up speed, though.

Killotine: EVO represents Scotland! Its basically a front rammer with a malicious axe that can both hammer and grapple. Its fast, powerful, and it can right itself from all positions. However, he doesnt really like to face spinners such as this one.

Roboteers, stand by...

The housies for the first fight are Tira-san and Ancalagon the Black.

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Killotine is out and away towards Acid Burn, who transfers a little of his huge kJ factor into Killys front wedge. The blow glances off, and Killotine brings down the axe. Right into the shufflebot. Ouch! The axe penetrates the top armour of the shuffler and sticks in and, to put it bluntly, Acid Burn does not have much pushing power. Killotine makes full use of this advantage and shoves Aarons killer towards the pit release button. Bump: right into it, and the pit descends slowly. Killotine turns around, and releases the shufflebot...who falls into the pit! But hold on! Acid Burn is suspended above the pit by his (not-)spinning cage! So to rid himself of all cares, Killotine proceeds to hammer the crap out of him. You know, only one hit determined the winner of this fight. Now the house bots close in and aid Killotine in the disposal of Acid Burn. Ancalagon opens those godly-powerful jaws and crunches down on the cage. Tira gives a schmack to the other side, resulting in colourful sparks not unlike the colour of Chaos Emeralds...ring a bell, Prof.? Anyway, its now clear that Acid Burn is completely in the hands of the house bots, as Ancalagon pulls a Sir Killalot and spins around with Acid Burn in his jaws, wrenching him from the pit and suddenly letting go. The 150kg Acid Burn goes flying across the arena and lands right-side-up. Tira is immediately in his face, and Killotine a second later, combining their strength to reduce the shuffler into scrap metal on wheels. Killotine brings down the axe once more, and grappling the cage brings him back to the pit. Erm...Acid Burn doesnt seem to fit into the pit. Oh wait, a sideways shove, aaaaand...BOOM! Bye-bye!

CEASE!

Acid Burn didnt even have enough time to warm up a choco-chip cookie.
KILLOTINE: EVO ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!

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Storm II is the 2nd seed of the Seventh Wars. Hes basically a rectangular box with a front wedge (and skirts all around), and a small flipping arm. The main fear is the power of this bad boy. Hes able to shove just about anybody anywhere he wants to. Hes not that effective inverted though.

Mega Masher 2 comes to the Crash & Burn Tournament with a roar. Hes based on Battlebots SHW bot Minion, with a front wedge and a rear vertical cutting blade, and also a self-righting bar from the sides. Unlike Minion, hes got 4WD and he can run inverted as well.

Roboteers, stand by...

Obelix Bulgous and Double Big Mac are in for the second fight.

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Its Storm who is immediately out of his spot and away towards Mega Masher. Mega Masher, instead, retreats towards the arena wall, with hopes that Storm will ring himself out. That halts Storm. Hes not going to be made a fool of, and instead whirls around and again to Mega Mashers side. Mega Masher runs over the wedge and does a 3-wheeled bicycle, whirling around himself to land back down. Storm advances again and Mega Masher turns and buries the disc into Storms wedge!
CRASH!
WOAH! No damage! And Storm is still advancing, right back into the disc, stopping it, and ramming Mega Masher into the wall opposite! Mega Masher tilts up diagonally and crashes down beside Storm. Storm does not stop there, but continues carrying Mega Masher into the CPZ! Obelix takes this as a compliment and so gratefully brings down the hammer on the 3mm steel on top of Mega Masher and his wedge. DBM slowly twists his away towards them all, like an F5 tornado. Mega Masher and Storm get the warning and back away, but Mega Masher is too quick, and Storm charges into him from behind, right into DBM!
CRASH!!!
AHHHHH!!! What a hit! Mega Mashers wedge panel just went flying along the floor and bounces off of Obelix, who just for the hell of it proceeds to pound it into a pulp. DBM himself got launched back into his CPZ and almost went onto his back! The Storm team look smug as Storm easily slides underneath Mega Mashers wedge-less front and slams him disc-first into the arena wall!
CRASH!
Mega Masher is sprung back over Storm and lands with the disc on top. Storm reverses and gives Mega Masher some more arena wall. Mega Masher is really starting to look sad, the front exposed and panels around it all bent up. Storm turns around with Mega Masher still under him and gives him a little flick with the arm. At this, Mega Masher is propped up against the arena wall and unable to do anything. And thats all she wrote folks. As to verify this, Storm gets the arm under Mega Masher again and another little flick sends us a message, the message that Mega Masher is indeed out of the arena and out of the competition.

CEASE!

Mega Masher mashed around by the superior power of his opponent.
STORM II ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!

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Disc-O-Inferno, from Series 4, is a short, wide box with a front horizontal disc going at 3000rpm. Its invertible, but its got questionable armour and it can be got under easily. It won the second Annihilator of Extreme 1.

Salamander III is Alex Holts beloved axlebot spinner. Its tires are pretty tough and the weapon is pretty tough too. Its also a horizontal disc, and its significantly more powerful than Disc-O-Infernos. However, its pretty easy to toss.

Roboteers, stand by...

Taki-san raises her wedge in her CPZ, whilst Exa-Gore-Ic: AI closes both sets of pincers omniously.

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Salamander jumps the gun almost before ACTIVATE! is called and gets a hit in on Disc-Os side, smashing a piece of lexan off. Disc-O retaliates with a hit to Salamanders tire. Alex is peturbed to see a shred of rubber fall off the wheel. Salamander spins around and smacks his other tire into Disc-Os side, not doing damage but annoying him slightly. Disc-O charges and Salamander is ready, and both discs meet!
CRASH!!!
*GASP* Disc-O-Infernos disc is in pieces on the arena floor! (And as this is my tournament and not Series 3, Disc-O-Inferno is not disqualified unlike Pussycat when he hit Scutters Revenge and the blade went flying in pieces. ) Now in immediate peril, Disc-O no longer has a disc and perhaps maybe we should call him O. Anyway Salamander marvels to see that the match has turned in his favour, and after his quick surprise he comes back to earth and rips off some more armour from Disc-O. Disc-O backs up all the way into the pit release button and - WHOA! Salamander nearly landed himself in the pit! Disc-O circles the pit, hoping Salamander will take the feint and take the fall, but Salamander spins and meets Disc-Os front end with the flywheel, and pieces of Disc-O fly around the arena! Added to this is the fact that Disc-O has stopped moving. Salamander pushes Disc-O in the pit to finish this just-over-a-minute match.

CEASE!

Disc-O-Inferno shouldve been built 30 years ago - at least then he wouldve been in style.
SALAMANDER III ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!

Heat H semi-finals

IDSFA VS. Salamander III
Storm II VS. Killotine: EVO