Enough stalling! Lets get right to the grudge match!

Slammer V is an round-bodied axlebot by Lord Doomforall himself, Alex Holt, with two self-flippers and several head attachments. Its using the nooses for this one with the hopes of sliding the them around his opponents wheel hubs.

The Disc 5 is a semi-finalist of the first robot rebellion. A concept by Frank Goacher, it may look like an axlebot, but its actually got 6 wheels, 4 being used, and protected by giant hubs. Its weapons are the disc in the middle and the axle that spins with it. The axle has little tungsten teeth to prevent being gripped by vertical crushers.

Yet again, these two come. They see. But who will conquer?

Roboteers, stand by...

Asterix Heroicus and Exa-Gore-Ic: AI patrol the CPZs today.

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The Disc rolls out to greet his unworthy adversary, as Slammer applies his tactics immediately, aiming carefully but missing his mark. Asterix spins omniously in his CPZ as The Disc comes forward and buries the oh-so-dangerous flywheel into Slammers wheel hub! Sparks fly, but the hubcap stays on, and The Disc backs away as Slammer comes forward to, er, slam his enemy into the wall. The Disc spins around and lightly taps Slammers rear with his own hub. Slammer rears into The Disc and is thrown up a bit as the flywheel comes back into play! The same hubcap takes another hit but remains steady. Slammer tries to ram The Disc but because of Slammers design it is not really effective against Franks monster. The Disc gets his weapon up to speed and Slammer bolts towards the pit release button, slamming into it, bouncing off and almost landing himself in there as well. The Disc rams him from behind and tears up the back end, throwing Slammer against the wall. Slammer activates the self-flipper to get himself off of the wall but The Disc comes in again and smashes the front of Slammer. Slammer tries vainly to get the nooses around the wheel hubs but it just isnt working. The Disc pushes Slammer into the pit release button, and theyre dangerously near the pit! Slammer pushes back and almost gets The Disc in the pit, just missing by an inch! And The Disc is trying to push Slammer in the pit but no; Slammer runs away towards the other side of the arena! The Disc is really peeved now and he continues to play the hunter as Slammer turns his attention to the house robots. He goes towards Asterix but the house robot has already perceived Alexs thought and so goes forward blindingly fast and throws Slammer up into the air a few feet. The Disc stops in front of Asterix and Slammer crashes down onto his opponent rather noisily. OH WHAT WAS THAT?! something came flying off the top of Slammer! Its one of the self-flippers! The flipper panel has come off! Somehow, that hit had loosened part of the flipper, and it just fell off! Now Slammer is in trouble, and taking damage from The Disc again! Its the other wheel hub, and its gone! Asterix returns to his CPZ, his job done. Perhaps he doesnt realize that The Disc is an enemy to him as well. And now Slammer has returned to the area near the pit, hoping The Disc will fall for this trick but unfortunately Frank does not fall for dire folly such as this. The Disc waits patiently between a CPZ and the pit, and Slammer is driving around randomly, and turns around to face the pit. The Disc charges right out, and hits the same wheel hub he hit two times before. It comes off this time, and Slammer is now in a predicament. Its wheels exposed, its armour chewed up, one of its flippers gone, and its nooses ineffective, Slammers only option is to try and trick The Disc into killing himself, but I dont really think thats going to work here. The Disc charges again, and Slammer reverses right into the wall; The Disc crashes into him a second later, tearing off another piece of armour. Slammer uses the other flipper...to push himself up against the wall. The Disc holds him there, then releases him two seconds later. Slammer gets away and once more returns to the edge of the pit. The Disc chases him down and again almost gets him down the pit, but Slammer makes a left turn and crashes into the wall again. He reverses, but The Disc is gone, so no hope of pushing The Disc into the pit. Speaking of The Disc, he rams Slammer from the back, chewing up the armour again! Slammer is now becoming rather tired of this fight and starts to circle the pit. The Disc just waits near the arena wall. Slammer stops circling and rushes The Disc, getting thrown onto his back for his efforts, and the front is really woebegone now, strips of metal torn out and bent. Slammer reverses away and The Disc catches up to him, pushing him into Exa-Gore-Ics CPZ. Exa-Gore-Ic, however, cant seem to find a good hold on Slammer...wait, theres the clamp on the extension in Slammers middle! Uh oh... and Asterix has remembered the encounter in the robot rebellion because hes trying to ram The Disc from the back - WOAH! Asterix and The Disc go flying! The Disc almost lands OOTA but falls on the railing and back on his wheels. Asterix lands, tumbling, and falls onto his back. Exa-Gore-Ic, meanwhile, has taken Slammer to the flame pit, and is cripsy-frying him there. Theres The Disc coming at Asterix now, and Asterix with the big wind-up, and POW! That hadda hurt both robots. The Disc goes flying and lands right near Exa-Gore-Ic, and ASTERIX IS IN THE PIT?!? Ouch! The hit caused Asterix to spin in the air and tumble straight into the pit! Thats one house robot down, but The Disc is now mainly concerned with his opponent now, who is released from Exa-Gore-Ic but rather slow and sad-looking. The Disc rams his weakened opponent and tears off more armour. At that Slammer stops completely. Exa-Gore-Ic starts to come out again but The Disc gets in his way. However, The Disc cant seem to hit Exa-Gore-Ic with his weapon. Likewise, Exa-Gore-Ic is not able to get the claws around The Discs width! Almost unnoticably, The Watcher comes in and doesnt even count Slammer out. In fact, he shoves Alexs oldest vapourbot right on top of Asterix! The Disc reverses and smashes The Watcher with the flywheel, earning a yellow card from the angered ref.

CEASE!

Slammer V has lost again to his adversary.
THE DISC 5 ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!

Coming up: Breed VS. Shovearound 2