The Crash & Burn Tournament

**kodster** · 19th April 2006, 14:56

Ta muchly, AJ

**pcbore** · 19th April 2006, 16:31

Yes, Ripper is the biggest machine Ive seen live.

As for the sunglasses, theyre a piece of metal shaped to look like sunglasses, not actual sunglasses. And I would be more excited about beating SOR, but someone spoiled the ending for me

**kodster** · 19th April 2006, 18:03

Well, someone (me) shouldve told him to check the match instead.

*smacks self*

Anyway, weve got our next fight about to begin! First up is...

RIPPER, with its wedge design, and superb flipper. It has a stopper that is unlike Franks creation, a bit bigger. It was a heat finalist in Series 7 but got beaten by Firestorm V. Its fighting...

TERRORHURTZ, a hugely successful design with its double-sided axe and hexagonal wedge shape. It has front plates that help against spinning weapons. It made the Grand Finals in Series 6 but got beaten by Razer.

These two have met before, with Terrorhurtz winding up the victor. But will Terrorhurtz continue to dominate, or will Ripper get his revenge?

Roboteers, stand by...

And the house robots kicking it off are Shunt and Cassius Chrome.

3...
2...
1...
ACTIVATE!

And its Ripper that begins first by driving towards Terrorhurtz, getting under the front panels and flipping Team Hurtz bot over. Terrorhurtz rights itself but is rammed by Ripper into the wall. Terrorhurtz gets under Ripper from the side and with the speed of an incoming diesel train slams Ripper into the wall and inverts him in doing so. Ripper rights itself onto Terrorhurtz and rolls off of him. I dont think Terrorhurtz are too interested in flipping Ripper, because theyve got that hugely powerful axe and are now making nice carvings in the arena floor!

Thats coming out of your wallet, buddy! Ripper have now hit the pit release button, hoping to end this match quick, but - no, Ripper have been slammed against the wall again! Down comes the axe, and up, and down, and up, and down again! Ripper finally escapes and reverses into Shunts bucket. Shunt drives forward and inverts Ripper, shoving him right into Terrorhurtz and over him. Terrorhurtz axe fires again, but its Shunts axe that takes the blow this time - SHUNTS SCOOP! THE BUCKET HAS BEEN DAMAGED! Holy flying freight trains! Terrorhurtz axe has penetrated Shunts scoop, making about a half-inch cut right inside! Shunt seems momentarily phased by this, and Terrorhurtz takes this opportunity to retract the axe and reverse away to go looking for Ripper. But not that long, as Ripper rams Terrorhurtz from the side, getting under the Team Hurtz bot and throwing it onto its back! Terrorhurtz again rights itself, and is narrowly charged over by Ripper, who turns and is given a flipperful of axe by Terrorhurtz, who turned as fast as Ripper did. Ripper advances, and right on top of Terrorhurtz, who fires the axe again. Ripper slides off of Terrorhurtz, who hits arena floor again with the axe. Ripper decides that hes had enough of Terrorhurtz and goes after Cassius Chrome in his CPZ! Cassius Chrome turns, and is flipped over as the wedge slides under the dual scoop and inverts the house bot. Shunt rallies over and Terrorhurtz crashes into him from the side, bringing down the axe but not doing any damage this time. Ripper is still toying around with Cassius Chrome, trying to toss him OOTA, but its not working. Again and again the axe of Terrorhurtz is fired, and the Shunts side panel is really looking bent now, as the axe is actually doing damage. Ripper finally leaves the CPZ and comes over to Shunts other side, flipping him onto Terrorhurtz, who reverses. Ripper then pushes Shunt onto the floor flipper...WHOOSH! Shunt learns to fly for about 1.2 seconds and lands on his other side. Terrorhurtz charges Ripper again and brings the axe down. One of the panels of Ripper falls clean off. Ripper reverses and Terrorhurtz drives right up onto the wedge, and gets inverted. Ripper shoves Terrorhurtz into the angle grinder, but Terrorhurtz rights himself again before an impact results, and Ripper is hit instead! Ripper backs away, and that gives Terrorhurtz time to charge, hammering Ripper from the side and bringing the axe down again and again! More armour from Ripper goes flying off, and the bars inside the armour look pretty tasty for Terrorhurtz who has given about 10 axe blows in a row! Refbot comes in and seperates the two, as Terrorhurtz backs away. Ripper trundles away looking severely beaten up. Terrorhurtz drives in again and plows Ripper into the wall again, throwing Ripper away as the axe chops the air and hits the wall. Ripper bounces behind Terrorhurtz and comes to a stop. It looks like its over for Ripper! Terrorhurtz decides to spare Ripper any more torment and shoves him into the pit - OOPS! Terrorhurtz went too far and threw himself in as well!

Refbot stares around in confusion as the crowd cheers Terrorhurtz! Terrorhurtz!

CEASE!

Ripper got a victory ripped off of him, including his armour.
TERRORHURTZ ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!

Coming up: Terror Gear 3 VS. Mother Of All Bricks IE

**knightrous** · 22nd April 2006, 13:58

Coming up: Terror Gear 3 VS. Mother Of All Bricks IE

Put the front electric servo acting wedge on MOABIE down hard against the floor and ram into the front hinged wedge on Terror Gear 3 and try to go under the weapon. Push him to the arena wall and then stack him against it so he cant drive

Either that or just ram foo his ass around the arena... I got a shat load more torque and plenty of traction to boot, should be able to batter him around the arena and take no damage from the drum....

Gonna open a can of whoop ass on ya Tony