Vapourbot Football Cup

**matty_haka** · 1st February 2006, 18:36

*snorts*

A-ha-ha. I cant believe that the guy who can only spell his own name because his Mummys written it on his sock is accusing someone else of bad spelling.

I love the smell of hypocrisy in the evening.

Laughing My F***ing Arse Off

**dogbot4000** · 1st February 2006, 19:26

I know Ive got bad spelling as well i was just telling him.

**martyn** · 1st February 2006, 20:45

Tim you wouldnt know crap if it smacked you round the face

**razerdave** · 1st February 2006, 20:57

ewwww, getting smacked in the face with crap, not nice :P

The way you phrased that Tim was a bit bad, it should have been bad spellers, not bad writers, because thats an insult to Martyns fanfic writing ability (regardless of spelling ability).

Besides, even saying hes a bad speller is not nice, however truthful it may or may not be.

Martyn, Tony, Martijn, AJ, I need stats from you lot

1st February 2006, 21:35

Oops, forgot link to stats..coulda sworn I posted that, oh well
http://farr.proboards21.com/index.cgi?board=Hitmenhttp://farr.proboards21.com/index.cgi?board=Hitmen

**andrewj** · 2nd February 2006, 18:21

Team Name: Omnibot Athletic

Name of Player: Robinson
Position: Goalkeeper
Weight: 100kgs
Dimensions: 100cm x 100cm x 30cm
Weapons: None
Speed: 25mph
Power: 4x Eteks @ 60v
Armour: 4mm Hardox 600
Transmission: Gear driven omnibot
Notes: Two big hands made of 3.25mm Hardox with rubber padding on top to save the ball. Can move side to side to save the ball as well as come out to meet the oppositions attackers.

Name of Player: Terry
Position: Defender
Weight: 100kgs
Dimensions: 100cm x 100cm x 30cm
Weapons: Front snowplough (like that on Shunt)
Speed: 15mph
Power: 4x LEM200 @ 60v
Armour: 6mm Hardox 600
Transmission: Gear Driven
Notes: Designed to just plough into the opposition when they are in position of the ball. They will soon be de-possessed when a 100kgs chunk of Hardox tackles them at 15mph with over 100hp.

Name of Player: Lampard
Position: Attacking Midfielder
Weight: 100kgs
Dimensions: 100cm x 100cm x 30cm
Weapons: Front scoop with side ball flaps
Speed: 20mph
Power: 2x Eteks @ 60v
Armour: 4mm Hardox 600
Transmission: Gear Driven
Notes: Can play the ball forwards and make forward runs using the scoop. The bulkiness can mean Lampard can get back to tackle too.

Name of Player: Beckham
Position: Midfielder
Weight: 100kgs
Dimensions: 100cm x 100cm x 30cm
Weapons: Pneumatic scoop (like Behemoths)
Speed: 15mph
Power: 2x Eteks @ 60v
Armour: 4mm Hardox 600
Transmission: Gear Driven
Notes: The scoop can be used to simply guide the ball or flick balls forwards and maybe even cross the ball in. The scoop has side ball supports to guide it around.

Name of Player: Owen
Position: Striker
Weight: 100kgs
Dimensions: 80cm x 70cm x 25cm
Weapons: Front scoop with side ball flaps
Speed: 25mph
Power: 4x LEM130â‚¬â„¢s @ 36v
Armour: 4mm Hardox 600
Transmission: Gear Driven omnibot
Notes: Small and nippy omnibot that can pick the ball up, weave round the defenders and put the ball in the net.

Name of Player: King
Position: Substitute (Defence/Midfield)
Weight: 100kgs
Dimensions: 100cm x 100cm x 30cm
Weapons: Front scoop with side ball flaps.
Speed: 15mph
Power: 2x LEM200â‚¬â„¢s @ 60v
Armour: 6mm Hardox 600
Transmission: Gear Driven
Notes: Can play in either midfield or defence as a substitute.

Name of Player: Rooney
Position: Substitute (Striker/Midfield)
Weight: 100kgs
Dimensions: 100cm x 100cm x 30cm
Weapons: Front scoop with side ball flaps.
Speed: 25mph
Power: 2x LEM200â‚¬â„¢s @ 60v
Armour: 5mm Hardox 600
Transmission: Gear Driven
Notes: A strong, bulky and powerful robot that can pick the ball up, drive through a pack of defenders and put the ball in the back of the net.

Hope thats okay!

**razerdave** · 2nd February 2006, 20:46

60v ?! I should be a bit clearer that the HWs in this tourney must conform to current FRA standard rules, and I dont think 60v is the limit, unless its AC