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Name: Pile Mk 2
Weapons: Potato gun firing potatoes on pieces of rope.
Weight:200 kg
What its named after: The Pile of Crap Webcomic

Name: Crap Mk 2
Weapons: Tomato gun firing tomatoes on pieces of rope.
Weight:200 kg
What its named after: The Pile of Crap Webcomic