Good evening gentlemen and Timmy. Are you sitting comfy for another fight for the final melee? Yes, that is good, let us begin.

Wolf vs. Dues ex Machina vs. Dennis the Menace vs. Axe-o-Lotl

Entering the arena first is Wolf, this wedge with a forward hinged low pressure flipper looks promising with added 4 wheel drive to place the power down from the lynch motors. The armour should survive a couple hits from most spinners being 6mm titanium, but against some of the most powerful spinners, then it could find life hard. Kevin Smith is looking for his first victory today with Wolf.

Entering the arena second, it is Dues ex Machina, which I shall call DEM from now-one. Entered by Alex Holt, all-time greatest English vapourbotter of all time with an entire house full of medals and cups. DEM is so damn strange, with a locking outer ring with two wheels powering it around and an inner box, where you get the heart of the beast. It can be a 4 wheel drive rammer, or a 2 wheel drive ring spinner. However the ground clearance looks small, and as Aaron tells you, when you€™re spinning around, tiny pieces fly everywhere and you can ground out if you€™re not careful.

Entering the arena, after DEM is Dennis the Menace, which looks like it€™s a drum front end with teeth, with 2 wheel drive. The front drum is powered by 2 chainsaw motors, and has 5 gears on either end controlled by mechanical levers. Two passive spikes on either side prevent Dennis from landing on its side, but it is weak to randomly placed slippers, and the Australian experts say that the 4mm drum isn€™t going to last more than a few hits.

And the final robot to enter the arena tonight is Axe-O-Lotl, Chris Mason€™s Dominator 2 look-a-like, with a high powered Co2 axe at the front. The drive system is the standard 6 wheel drive you find in Storm 2, so nothing odd to report there self-rights using the axe, but limited firing power of 40 could leave it high and dry, and the ground clearance isn€™t the highest around.

All 4 robots are in the arena, the doors have been locked, as all 4 competitors are in the control booths, as we will return after this break€¦

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All 4 robots are away, DEM is spinning it€™s outer ring up to speed to attack the sides of Dennis, as Wolf is heading off to attack Axe-O-Lotl, as Dennis turns, and also starts to drive towards Axe-O-Lotl, looking for destruction, and those sides look lovely to attack, as Wolf gets first blow, flipping Axe-O-Lotl over, as Dennis slams in, self-righting Axe-O-Lotl, as DEM being driven by Alex slams into the rear end of Dennis, as Wolf takes an axe-blow from Axe-O-Lotl, as Dennis is pushed into the rear corner of Axe-O-Lotl, lifting Chris€™s machine up, as the rear panel of Dennis takes a lovely scar from the Hardox teeth of DEM€™s outer cage.

Wolf is back in the action, flipping Axe-O-Lotl over, into the spinner of DEM, as the top panel of Axe-O-Lotl suddenly gets an air hole to let the air out, as Daniel annoyed at the attack on his machine, rams into DEM at full speed, as DEM was driving it€™s outer wheels around, but Wolf slams into the side of Dennis, the side spike on the right hand side going down into the wooden floor, as Wolf flips Dennis over. Axe-O-Lotl slams the axe down into the top of Wolf, placing a lovely dent in the sweet titanium, as DEM shaken by the attack, rams into Dennis€™s drum, as both major spinners collide for the first time. Kevin has turned Wolf around and has flipped Axe-O-Lotl over onto its back. Chris quickly self-rights, but lands in the path of Dennis, which flips it over once more, but you can see the damage to the front drum of Dennis, as a pile of the titanium which was hit by DEM€™s teeth flies off. DEM meanwhile hits the side of Wolf, and spins it around, with another lovely scar in the side. Axe-O-Lotl is hit by Dennis again, as Chris€™ machine is twisted around, as DEM slams into it at full power, spinning the upside-down axe-robot around the arena floor, as the side armour flies off, from it€™s bolts, flying underneath Dennis, which survives by driving over it.

The damage is all to be seen on all 3 remaining robots, as Wolf flips Axe-O-Lotl over the arena wall and out. Dennis is looking at DEM, as Alex is spinning up his weapon for another attack, as both robots circle each-other, Wolf comes slamming in, as all 3 robots makes a rumble, as sparks fly and smoke goes up covering all three robots just to be annoying, as Wolf is the first to come out of the three-some, the front flipper bent, as it looked like it took a hit for the team, as Dennis comes out second of the three robots, the side panel and spike ripped off, as the spike is in the arena floor, as DEM turns and gets away, but slower, as it looks like one of the outer wheels isn€™t working, as smoke is coming from the wheel-hole. Dennis€™ front drum isn€™t working, but looks modestly intact. DEM comes in onto the attack onto Dennis and pushes the weapon-less robot towards the pit, as Wolf drives towards the pit release, the weapon locked into rambot mode, and pushes Dennis towards the opening pit, as it falls down.

CEASE

Dues Ex Machina and Wolf go forward to the final melee, but both need work to be done to them before the final.

The Final Melee Draw
Dues ex Machina vs. Wolf vs. Vertindicular vs. Mass Disctruction Revolution

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