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[robotic_ants]

Coffee bleh! no thanks...!

Chris - ^_^

[mrdaves]

Good afternoon everybody, it is time for the final melee

But before a happy belated birthday to Frankie who turned the ripe old age of 22 on Saturday, soon he will have to worry about his pension plan.

Dues ex Machina vs. Wolf vs. Vertindicular vs. Mass Disctruction Revolution

Alex, Kevin, Andy and Aaron enter the arena pushing their robots, 3 spinners and one flipper in the arena today, as the cakes are on the backburner to celebrate the victory of one of the four machines.

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Wolf is away, being the fastest robot in the arena today, it has been patched up since the axe-blade of Axe-o-Lotl gave it a hole in the top, as Kevin is heading towards Andy€™s machine, as all 3 spinners are spinning up to speed, ready to attack each other. DEM moves second out of the square, the outside ring driving around the arena in a circle, as the middle two wheels move backwards and forward. Aaron€™s MDR is next out of the block, looking evil as usual, as Andy starts to move Vertindicular forward, as the first blood of the battle is drawn, as Wolf comes into contact with the front spinner on Vertindicular, as the front wedge of Wolf slides underneath the front wedge of Vertindicular. MDR slams into the rear end of Wolf, ripping the entire rear panel clean off, as DEM comes into play, trying to beat Aaron€™s machine.

Kevin€™s machine flips Vertindicular onto its back, but reverses, reversing onto its own rear panel, as Vertindicular comes back, the vertical flywheel up to speed, slamming into the side of Wolf, flipping it over and in a cloud of CO2. DEM slams into the rear end of Vertindicular, and the force sends Andy€™s machine spinning around, with a lovely loving scar in the back plate. MDR slams into Wolf to knock it out for the final blow, as it lands on its front, the co2 gone from the system due to the blow from Vertindicular. DEM meanwhile takes aim at Vertindicular once more, as Andy€™s machine meets the spinning ring of Vertindicular, as once more the weight of the spinning part of DEM is enough to avoid going for a flying lesson, but Vertindicular goes into a spin. Aaron slams MDR into DEM, as Vertindicular€™s disc looks bent, and it is bent by the force of the final impact from DEM.

Meanwhile, Aaron and Alex are having a royal rumble, as both robots come together. The spinners hit, as DEM is spun away by the impact, but no damage has been done to DEM. Vertindicular slams into DEM, and pushes it towards MDR. Aaron revs up the outer ring some more, as the wheels on DEM are spinning for grip to start spinning, as a loud bang is heard, as MDR rips off one of the two blades of DEM with the impact, but the real damage is inside, as one of the linear actuators have fired locking one side only to make DEM a rammer. The other side of DEM, the actuator has failed to lock the rim to the body. This allows Vertindicular to scoop underneath the side of DEM and push it towards the pit, which MDR has driven over to open.

Aaron€™s machine is revving up his outer ring, ready to attack Vertindicular, as Andy dumps Alex€™s machine down the pit, as MDR comes up from behind Vertindicular, and slams into the rear plate for a 2nd time, ripping off the plate, and another ram from MDR and Vertindicular is pushed forward, onto the edge of certain pittage, as Aaron puts MDR into full drive, he rams into Vertindicular, which falls down the pit following DEM.

For an encore, MDR€™s ring is revved up for the last time, as Aaron slams into Wolf once more; ripping another panel off like it was plastic.

CEASE

Wolf abolished, Dues ex Machina in the pit, Vertindicular also in the pit of doom and destruction, leaving only one robot moving and it is Mass Disctruction Revolution. Aaron Knight has won another minor tournament to add to his collection of medals and cups.

So Goodbye everybody, I shall be on MSN and AIM if anyone wants to chat to me, but mainly I will be on a couple bootlegging forums collecting bootlegs and leaked albums to listen to in my spare time.

[pcbore]

Just as long as youre not doing anything illegal. Oh, wait...

[mrdaves]

Its only illegal if the album is availble for purchase at the time (either in physical format or digital format)

[martyn]

what if its avalible in another country?

[knightrous]

LOL! I so didnt see that coming... Nice little tourny Dave, was kinda different from the extremely large ones where you wait a year or two to get them finished

w00t to all who participated. MDR wins a minor tourny on its debut..... This is kinda scary....