Name: Voodoo
Shape: A cake shape eg. squat cylinder
Colour: Black with lime psychadelic swirls all over (kind of like aborgine art)
Comedy aspect: Its weapon - Ill cover it below
Weight: 100 kg
Speed: 20 mph
Turning circle: Zero
Ground clearance: 1mm
Weapons: On the top are little models of the other contetants (the people) arranged in a ring, next to each is a little arm which picks up little pins from the cetnral reservoir and stabs them into the models (which rotate and are lowered up and down on platforms so you get varying coverage) to produce a devastatign voodoo attack. This is all automatic so happens withotu my help. Also has eight carbon steel spikes around it, and can do a bit of full robot spinning.
Armour: 12 mm Carbon fibre/titanium composite
SRIMECH: a large rollcage, which also protects the weapon from beign squashed
Strengths: Calls upon the dark power of voo-doo to smite its enemies...
Weaknesses: Has a finite number of pins (about 500).