Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

[tacoman]

They were all in Series 7?

Seems way too obvious, but hey, worth a try

[dinowarrior]

WE HAVE A WINNER!!

Congratulations Danny! You win the Trophy of Nerdiness! (snatches it from Martyn and passes it over).

[andrewj]

Haha! Steve and Martyn made that connection and that was the real answer all along?

[joey_picus]

I thought that was the obvious one...

[kodster]

Bah. Obvious, yet we expected a much more complex answer.

Good fights, Chris.

[dinowarrior]

OK, Im really, REALLY sorry I havent been updating recently. I havent been feeling up to writing fights recently. And, since doing a Battlebots fight would take up a bit of time, Ill be doing a RWE fight for now.

ANNIHILATOR ROUND 3

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!!

Booth 1: Disc-O-Inferno, Jackson Wallop
Booth 2: Ripper, Thermidor 2
House Robots: Shunt, Growler

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!

And were off yet again! The blades of Disc-O-Inferno and Jackson Wallop get up to speed, but Thermidor 2 and Ripper tear out, trying to overturn...it appears the two of them are after Disc-O-Inferno. Do they suspect him to be the strongest. Jackson Wallop comes in and hits Rippers side...OUCH, leaving a nasty scar! Thermidor 2 and Ripper flip up Disc-O-Inferno, who reverses away. Thermidor 2 comes in...OUCH AGAIN! Disc meets flipper and Thermidor is spun aside. Disc-O-Inferno hits Thermidor again...OUCH YET AGAIN!! Thermidor has been hit hard in the wheel. Thats always a weak spot with Thermidor 2. Ripper, meanwhile, is trying to torment Jackson Wallop, but it cant quite catch it easily. Disc-O-Inferno is waiting for a response from Thermidor 2...but I dont think its coming. I think those blows knocked Thermidor out. Oh, what a shame for Thermidor, as Refbot watches over it. Jackson Wallop and Ripper seem to have realised what has happened and watch over the carcass of Thermidor...as does the ever hungry Growler. After a few seconds...
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8! 9! 10!!
And its over. Growler comes in...

CEASE!!

Oh, thankfully, Thermidor is saved by the cease. But its still out.

THERMIDOR 2 IS ANNIHILATED!!

Also, the House Robots are extremely miffed. Each fight so far has been stopped before they can destroy a beaten robot and theyre not having it. OK, if they insist...next round will NOT stop after Cease is called.

NEXT TIME: Disc-O-Inferno vs Jackson Wallop vs Ripper

Heres your half-assed fight.

[kodster]

!!!Fights...?

I think Ripper will go all the way.

Great to see you back at it, Chris.

[dinowarrior]

Well, I had to. For some reason, I got it into my head to write a battle over the holidays. As it was, Id forgotten where wed gotten up to in the Annihilator, so I did a Tag Team Terror Battle instead.

[dinowarrior]

Hopefully, there MIGHT be a Battlebots fight soon. But until then...

ANNIHILATOR ROUND 4

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!!

Booth 1: Disc-O-Inferno, Jackson Wallop.
Booth 2: Ripper.
House Robots: Matilda, Shunt.

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!

And so they break. Disc-O-Inferno moves slightly away from the field. Jackson Wallop follows, as does Ripper. The blade on Jackson Wallop is up to speed, but in comes Ripper...underneath he goes...and throws Jackson Wallop over!! The big flip sent Jackson Wallop onto its back, and the fight, I feel, is over. Disc-O-Inferno comes in and hits the bodywork, ripping a wheel off!! Well, that ought to prove it wont work now. And, lets face it, its all over, isnt it. Very quickly. Whilst Disc-O-Inferno and Ripper spin, Refbot comes in to count Jackson out, whilst the House Robots wait...this time, were running the clock to allow them to attack.
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8! 9! 10!!
And poor old Jackson Wallop got completely...well, walloped. This is going to be one strong final...oh, and Rippers after Shunt! Hes lifting the house robot up into the air! Shunt crashes down, only just on his wheels. Matilda smashes into Ripper, tusks first. The two are seperated, Matilda backs away...AH, DISC-O-INFERNO HITS MATILDAS FACE!! He suddenly came out of nowhere and hit Matilda full in the chops! Her cheek has been ripped off and one of her tusks is broken. Add to that, Im not sure shes mobile anymore. Shunt, meanwhile, tries to help her out...OH, BUT RIPPER FLIPS HIM OVER!! OK, so...err...now what? Shunts on his side, Matilda is immobilised...AND HAS JUST HAD HER EXOSKELETON TORN OFF BY ANOTHER ATTACK BY DISC-O-INFERNO!! Hey, what are you guys DOING!? Those are OUR House Robots! Refbot, get in there are sort them out! He does so...but Ripper gets underneath his front plough and flips him over! He crashes to the floor quite heavily...oh, hes given the two robots a red card...HAHAHAH!! Disc-O-Inferno retaliates by ripping the card device clean off!! Thats hardly fair. Oh, wait, hang on...the gate is opening at the other end of the arena, theres smoke, and another robot is charging out...its Growler!! Yes, its become THAT desperate! But that wont stop Disc-O-Inferno or Ripper though. The two come towards Growler, but its the bulldog who SMACKS headlong into Disc-O-Inferno! Disc-O-Inferno is shaken...but once again, its the House Robot who takes more of the damage! Look at Growlers jaw! Theres a nasty gash inside. And Ripper is trying to lift him up. He races away...OH, WHAT WAS THAT!? That was the washing machine from the Drop Zone coming down! Yes, readers, the situation is THAT desperate. But it missed nonetheless. Growler chases after Ripper, but only crashes into an arena wall. Ripper travels over the floor flipper...AH, BUT GETS THROWN BY IT!! Several rolls later, and hes on his back!! And, I think, stuck! Great timing there, better than the drop zone, thats for sure. Growler charges forward and hits the pit release button, mouth open...HAHA! He tears it clean off! Down goes the pit...AND DISC-O-INFERNO GOES WITH IT!! AW, WHAT AN ENDING!! Disc-O-Inferno was just driving right by the pit right when it opened and it paid the price. And now, its up to Growler to tidy up the mess, as he lets go of the pit release button and grabs hold of Ripper. The arena is strewn with debris...part of which, lets not forget, is Jackson Wallop. And now, Growler drives Ripper into the pit. Fun while it lasted. Maybe next time the House Robots will think twice before complaining.

CEASE!!

Jackson Wallop has been annihilated!!
DISC-O-INFERNO AND RIPPER GO THROUGH, BUT AT WHAT COST!? WILL THE HOUSE ROBOTS EVER FORGIVE THEM!?

NEXT TIME: Disc-O-Inferno vs Ripper
THEN: Raging Knightmare vs Kan Opener vs (whoever wins)