Robot Wars Extreme: The Bets Are On

[tom_b]

Hey Chris, good tourney so far. Ill make some predictions on the next round.

Bigger Brother Vs Pussycat
Hmmm, Pussycats blade doesnt do much damage these days so my tip to win is Bigger Brother.

Kat 3 Vs King B Powerworks
King B is the ideal sort of target for an axe. Kat 3 will win easily.

Ive been doing some thinking recently, I might come back to run one last tourney, its currently in the planning stages as we speak though. Keep up the good work, Chris

[dinowarrior]

Thanks. Nice to see you again. Im writing the next two battles as we speak, so youll get updates soon.

[dogbot4000]

Bigger Brother V Pussycat for the heat Final.

[dinowarrior]

I am so sorry for the lack of updates, but Im extremely busy with college work. I still try to write these things though.

FROM BRIGHTON IN EAST SUSSEX; BIGGER BROTHER

FROM WORCHESTER; PUSSYCAT

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY.

BOOTH 1: Bigger Brother
Booth 2: Pussycat

House Robots: Growler and Shunt.

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

And away we go with round 2 of the All Stars. Bigger Brother charges forward, but Pussycat veers away, almost toppling onto its side. Being able to run any way up will help it greatly at this stage against a weapon like Bigger Brother...as Bigger Brother flips Pussycat. And Again! Pussycat is bouncing around wildly as Bigger Brother continues to mount the pressure on it. Both robots of course were former grand finalists and runners-up in previous Robot Wars series. Pussycats blade clashs with Bigger Brothers armour...stang! Or something like that anyway. Certainly Pussycat is trying to come back. But, to be fair, its blade just isnt working against the hard as rock armour of Bigger Brother. And I cant help but think, therefore, that Pussycats double-edged blade may be the weaker weapon of the two. But still, the two keep coming forward. Bigger Brother tries to flip, but Pussycat gets away before it can do so. Theres a lot of control being shown here, neither robot is willing to give up at the moment. But now Pussycat is heading downwind of the arena, is he going for...yes he is! Hes going for the pit release button. And the pit opens up. Now the two will have to be careful of that now. The two robots clash again. And again. Pussycat hits Bigger Brothers flipper, the brother flips the cat, he spins around, the the process repeats, to give a little more description. Bigger Brother tries for another flip, but misses! Now Pussycat lunges in whilst the flipper is up, maybe trying to damage it. But it isnt working, and now Bigger Brother can take advantage... the flipper shuts on Pussycat...Bigger Brother drives...towards the pit...AND THEY BOTH GO DOWN! Both robots are in the pit. But I think youll find that Pussycat went in first.

CEASE

And yes, the judges agree! Theyve said that Pussycat hit the pit floor first, and Bigger Brother was clearly the more aggresive anyway.

Pussycat has been eliminated...and skinned!
BIGGER BROTHER GOES THROUGH.

Next up, Kat 3 vs King B Powerworks.

[dinowarrior]

Its not that...its just that Im often busy, and/or dont have enough inspiration to write them down. Besides, Hypothetically written fights may mean questionable results.

[dogbot4000]

There good fights so stop pressurizing him.

[dinowarrior]

Hes only said that ONCE Timothy. I dont think you had any right to say that at the time you did.

[dogbot4000]

Jeez I was giving you encouragement and you turned on me like a bloodthirsty tyrant.

[matty_haka]

Ooooh, look at me Im Timothys even spazzier brother Jimothy and Im gonna have a fit... *has little baby strop and starts thumping the floor* *realises his spelling and punctuation is too good*

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Grow up Tim.

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