Sorry its late. Heres my super heavy.

Name: Mr. Boring

Shape: Invertible wedge (a-la Voltarc) with rounded rear, and spheres on side to stop it resting there.

Speed: 18 MPH.

Weapon: Entire front plate is a rear hinged hydraulic lifter which can work either way up, running on 3000 PSI. No idea how much it can lift, but it should be in the tonnage area so I€™m safe on that score

Armour: 4 mm hardox all round. Sides front and rear are solid, but base and top plate have weight reducing holes everywhere but at the bottom area, so no spinner can catch hold of these. The chassis is 5 MM Ti. It has some 5 MM Ti skirts for the sides and rear, although these can be removed for spinners.

Motivation: Sort of six wheel drive, although it only runs on four at a time. The rear has two sets of two wheels, one above the other. These are powered by two Eteks on 48 volts. The wheels are indoor go-kart wheels. Nice and sturdy with plenty of grip.

Ground clearance: 1.5 CM€™s at sides, 2 CMs at rear, 0 MM at front.

Srimech: Invertible. Lifter can be used to free it from walls.

Strengths: Shouldn€™t go wrong because there€™s not much to go wrong.

Weaknesses: Pretty basic. Could struggle with more advanced machines.

So I couldnt think up anything more imaginative. So sue me