Vote for me and Ill slap the entire houses of parliment with a whale shark. And Ill wreak my unlimited powers upon the annoying (*cough* Dave, George Bush, Tony Blair, Pop stars, big brother contestants, my brother, my head teacher, bimbos, no it alls, dick and dom, chavs, attention seekers withotu a valid reason, inventers of childrens television programs, film directors who majorly change the plot from the source material without good reason, arrogant people, people who say jokes just so they can laugh at them themselves, greek thinkers who invented mroe complicated parts of maths, arguementative morons, sheep, annpoying little kids who think they are tough and all members of the british national party *cough*)