Introducing: The Happy Crappy Smarty Party

As the leader of The Happy Crappy Smarty Party, I promise the following:

*Magmotors and Astroflight motors free for all

*Neds/chavs/little-sh**s-who-think-theyre-tough all completely obliterated by Mr Psychos hammer.

*A Microsoft-free computer community for all who hate Bill Gates.

*Restrictions on the use of pathetic puns on community forums (I believe the leader of The Boring Party is a major offender of this crime )

*To speak the truth at all times and send political correctness to a place where the sun dont shine!

*A complimentary haggis and kilt for anyone who supports The Happy Crappy Smarty Party

So, you know what I campaign for - the rest is up to you! The HCSP provides you with a better future, so seize the opportunity and vote for (or join) us.

*N.B. Voting cards can be obtained from The HCSP headquarters for a fee of £20*