Tom Roper & Aaron Knight Productions present:

The Party That Wasnt There

We promise the following:

* Australia taking over control of all British citizens for our exploitment in robot-building and testing exercises.

* Random neighbourhood nuclear bombings within England, Scotland and Wales replacing the lottery. Whoevers numbers come up, better watch out!

* Ironic deaths for several Forum regulars. Frank via bottomless plot hole, Dave via landmine pie and Steve via Birtney Spears music, for example.

* Destruction of all rights of any human citizens who arent Australian born and raised, and concentration camps for those who dont cooperate.

* A free beer for anyone who votes for us.