The Election

[mrdaves]

*Leaves a large tub of biscults and an even larger mug of coffee outside franks door*

[pcbore]

*POUNCE*

By the way Dave, it helps to ask a favour before offering the bribe

[bex]

No Frank he might be hoping to shut you up for a while

[mrdaves]

I vote for The lord overlord of us all who likes biscults and coffee...

...aka Franky

[psychostorm]

We are the Borg, You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Look,Im your campaign manager, Ill do the talking.

Talking is irrelevant. Resistance is futile.

Just let me do the talking.

*taps the nearest panel and hangs up on the Borg*

Hows Earth? Its still there so I assume things arent that bad as its still here.

Anyway, Id just like to say that there are over 120,000 drones up here ready and waiting to vote CRAP. The Cant Really Abide Politics party.

Why? well they cant. And no matter what people tell you, it is not because the Cybermen up here have found a way of hiding Borg nanaoprobes in chocolate eclairs. Not the least bit. Purely coincidental. Anyway, Id better be off; Planets dont assim - I mean, Elections dont win themselves. Anyway, Id better be off. Bye.

*Misses button on panel.*

*turns to Cyberman.* God, did they fall for that. they have absolutely no idea theyre going to be enslaved for the 300 years. *laughs*

*looks at screen*

Is this thing still on? Whoops!

*Switches transmission off.*

[anukhet]

Am I winning?

That was a typically vague election response from the CRAP Party.

(leaves trail of jaffa cakes for Frank to follow into oblivion)

[bex]

LOL ... those jaffa cakes have been there since Friday whats wrong Frank?

[pcbore]

I hate jaffa cakes.

[bex]

oh right well that explains it then... you got any other biscuits for him Karoline?

[darkguru]

And thats the way the cookie crumbles ... err...Jaffa Cake