If elected we will ensure that Victoria Beckham will be force fed greasy chips until she reaches 28 stone and we will pass an act of parliament to ensure that she NEVER sings another note again EVER
Oh what a winner
But then she wouldnt be NEARLY as hot!
Anthony, youre sick you cant help it
im with karoline on that one... i will gladly be the one to force feed her lol
If your party wins, ill happily help
Or should i have said that id...chip in? *badum tish*
The Lard Law - I will also include the entire female cast of Desparate Housewives. Theyre all size 10 or under! How desparate is that for goodness sake?!
Make kissing each other on the cheek and saying mmmmwwwaaa mmmmwwwaaa at the same time shall be punishable by exile to Benin but this time wearing large itchy woollen underpants.
All grannies and grandads (if they dont have any of their own) must wear teeth at all times and ensure that they fit properly.
(Serious politics here) We promise to bring back a Robot Wars type show back to a main TV channel (except C5) but on our terms
Vote CRAP because we hate chavs.
Scott will not be in politics due to his lack of musical skill, instead taking the permanent No.1 spot with whatever crap he wants to release this week.
He will also play tambourine in The Band That Wasnt There. And cowbell.
I have a fever, and the only solution is MORE. COWBELL.
The Party That Wasnt There
Oh we wish.......
....more chips anyone?
That was a party political broadcast on behalf of the Cant Really Abide Politics Party
If elected i will ban Chris from using his bad puns on public forums lol
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