The Election

[bex]

hey what did i do?

[psychostorm]

OK...
We have a party whos warped mind lies firmly in orbit - The Collective party
We have a party who readily accepts bribes - No Good Can Come From This Party
We have a party led by a drug addict - The Whats the point in politics party
We have a party led by someone with a bikky fetish who definately should be certified - The Boring Party
We have a party supported by someone who thinks they have been transported to where Ceri is and ended up with only one foot...on the wrong leg - Liberal LEMocratic Party
We have a party with a leader whos tried to kill an opposition candidate with a trail of Jaffa cakes leading to oblivion - The Cant Really Abide Politics Party
We have a party that supports the use of arms - The Party That Wasnt There
We have a party willing to sacrifice the entire British economy for a spellchecker then cant remember how many vowels a language has...- The Put An X Here If You Are Voting Party
We have a party leader willing to sponsor a life of doom for all - Happy Crappy Smarty Party

and you sit here and wonder why no-ones voting!!!!

One good thing about allying with the borg though.
*slaps green metal on shoulder and forcefield surrounds him*

quote:

When you run out of sane options, an insane option is the logical alternative.
Vote Collective!

[bex]

LOL... im not wondering why no ones voting... is anyone else except Ceri?

[pcbore]

Vote for me, and I personally vow to slap Tony Blair with a wet kipper

[bex]

Frank why put the kipper through all that pain... a kipper is far too good to slap with

[pcbore]

What about sardines? They can be quite painful if you leave them in the tin.

[darkguru]

Vote the Boring Party and i will slap Tony Bliar with my wet washing up gloves of dooooooooom!!!

[bex]

nah sardines are to good as well... how about a dirty nappy lol

[alex_holt]

Vote for me and Ill slap the entire houses of parliment with a whale shark. And Ill wreak my unlimited powers upon the annoying (*cough* Dave, George Bush, Tony Blair, Pop stars, big brother contestants, my brother, my head teacher, bimbos, no it alls, dick and dom, chavs, attention seekers withotu a valid reason, inventers of childrens television programs, film directors who majorly change the plot from the source material without good reason, arrogant people, people who say jokes just so they can laugh at them themselves, greek thinkers who invented mroe complicated parts of maths, arguementative morons, sheep, annpoying little kids who think they are tough and all members of the british national party *cough*)

[bex]

well there thats me all over so im doomed alex lol