The Election

**psychostorm** · 17th May 2005, 16:16

OK...
We have someone whos warped mind lies firmly in orbit - Ceri
We have someone who readily accepts bribes - Dave
We have a drug addict - Bex
We have someone with a bikky fetish who definately should be certified - Frank
We have someone who thinks they have been transported to where Ceri is and ended up with only one foot...on the wrong leg - Anthony
We have someone whos tried to kill an opposition candidate with a trail of Jaffa cakes leading to oblivion - Karoline

and you sit here and wonder why no-ones voting!!!!

Those with their heads in the clouds get a pretty good view...

**bex** · 17th May 2005, 16:22

im not wondering im just enjoying you lot take it soooo seriously *giggles*

18th May 2005, 02:35

Why doesnt anyone consider The Party That Wasnt There?!? Were not in Ceri OR Karolines list of parties.

Bloody discriminatory Europeans, just because we beat England at everything :P

**darkguru** · 18th May 2005, 08:11

Rugby...

**anukhet** · 18th May 2005, 08:23

Oh how I fondly remember that great Australian woman fast bowler of the 70s.......oh what was her name?......I remember - Lillian Thompson

**RogueTwoRobots** · 18th May 2005, 11:57

Theres also the Happy Crappy Smarty Party, which has shockingly been omitted from both lists!!

Just cos the Scots get beaten at everything aint an excuse

**RogueTwoRobots** · 18th May 2005, 12:00

Since they suffered a similar act of ignorance, I would like to register my vote for The Party That Wasnt There.

(I should probably read their manifesto before voting for a possible life of doom, but meh

)

**bex** · 18th May 2005, 12:20

Your just jealous that you wasnt in Karolines list *sticks tongue out*

**anukhet** · 18th May 2005, 13:15

The Happy Crappy Smarty Party was in the bog and the Party That Wasnt There just wasnt. Do not use your absenteeism as an excuse for missing out on the bikkys. (looks into possiblity of making invisibility, camouflage and all gents toilets made illegal)