The Legends Tournament

[alex_holt]

My disc should be able to do a lot of damage, lets just hope my hits are good ones/

[steven_mcg]

SCENE 1
Catalyst VS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS RUN AMOK!

He has the better traction and speed, but his thwackiness wont do anything to my superior armour, plus I should logically have the superior control. Key plan here therefore is to stick to the sides and ram it into anything painful. That 2-rated armour should cut up a treat

[mrdaves]

Steve you do know for a thwackbot that speed is the power of the weapon and that it hasnt got a side to go to because its spinning all together

[steven_mcg]

...wheest.

[dinowarrior]

To Tony...you have to catch me first.

[viper13black]

Political Correctness Run Amok vs. Catalyst

Let me tell you the story of when the Full Body Thwack met the Boxy Box. BANG SMASH BOOM, yes thats right! BANG SMASH BOOM! and since he is just a box Ill use the regular sharp spinning things, spin clockwise for maximum damage

[mrdaves]

Act 4, Scene 1, Part 1

I stopped to fill my Car Up, my egg-shaped stone was stolen, I€™m not in the best of moods, and I want my egg-shaped stone back.

Fight 1
Hurricane Hugo vs. Juggerbee Pi

From America, Hurricane Hugo. Designed to be a spinner on the spot, with evil blades and an outside spinning bar, spinning counter clockwise to the body, how evil. However if it hits something with armour 6 or more, it could be curtains for this spinner. It€™s pretty fast at speed 6.

From England, Juggerbee Pi. Designed to be a rammer spinner with a rear spike, it has the power to do well, but the weaponry isn€™t the best in the world at power 2. It has decent speed at 4, but is this enough for Mr Rammer?

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ACTIVE

Hurricane Hugo is spinning around, spinning up a storm on the starting square, as Juggerbee Pi starts to make it€™s way around the starting section. Hurricane Hugo starts to roll forward, getting up to speed in linear movements, making a little storm with the dust on the arena surface, as Juggerbee Pi is trying to run away, as Hurricane Hugo hits into the slower machine€™s rear end.

Juggerbee Pi is spun around, the rear spike ripped off, as the sides hit the ring spinner. Juggerbee Pi is spun away once more, the side skirt and armour hanging loose, as Hurricane Hugo comes back onto the attack, hitting into the side once more, and completely spiting the side armour away to show the insides. Hurricane Hugo is onto the attack once more and rips out the side wheels, as they land on the arena surface.

Cease

The judges call a cease, as Juggerbee Pi is taken apart by the hurricane of Hurricane Hugo.

Fight 2
Panic Cubed vs. The New Guy

From Scotland, Panic Cubed is my name for Panic Panic Panic. Entered by Mr Martyn, this version of Panic is like Panicking, but with Hardox armour ranked at 5, skirts ranked at 3, so it looks an all-round average machine to take on the war machines of England, and America.

From Somewhere, the New Guy. Entered by Danny B, this newcomer has forgotten traction, but in terms of fairness I have moved 1 point from speed to traction. The speed and armour is tough at 6 and 7 respectfully, but the weapon is useless at power 2.

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The New Guy gets off to a flying start, as he turns the corner and drives straight into Panic Cubed€™s lifting forks, and jumps away, as Martyn drives forward, getting underneath the side of The New Guy and lifting the wheels off the ground with the forks, lifts The New Guy up into the sky with Lucy and the diamonds. Panic Cubed is driving towards the pit release.

The pit is opened, as The New Guy€™s wheels are spinning in mid-air, and the disc spinning around, hitting random particles of air. The pit is getting closer to The New Guy, as Martyn lifts up a bit further and drops The New Guy 7 and a half feet under.

Cease

The New Guy, attacked at the start, but was lifted and pitted by Panic Panic Panic, which moves into the semi finals

Part 2 Later Dudes