Mike, I have just guessed where you are going,
(The Black Country), even the Police Dogs there are on Valium, I know its more dangerous than Iraq, I live there,Somebody pulled out a knife on me there , must have been a local lad there was still butter on it, ,Drive below 40mph and they have got your Hubcaps,I put my hand out of the car window to indicate right turn, when I bought it back in my watch was gone,