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STEVE SEZ:

Do tell me youre going to do, Chris groaned weakly.

Time for talkie later, Aaron told him, just keep him stalled. I think its time to put all those years of engineering to good use. Keeping a hold of Nicole, he stepped aside and allowed Chris to transform into mechanical form. The fastest of the group, the newly-formed Love Bite shot towards the hefty Georginator and began encircling the beasts legs.

What the hoo-hah?! Bush exclaimed and started trying to swat at the comparatively little double-wedge. But every cumbersome swing of those mighty arms kept missing their target, the fists smashing into the thick Hardox floor as Love Bite darted around the weapon of mass destruction.

So whatll we do? Matty inquired, plugging the mini speakers in the InfiniTune, give Chris a helping hand?

Just that, Aaron said, you all just keep that bot busy. Ill be back in two throws of a boomerang and he began running around the back end of the mighty machine. Slowly, the small head began following the Australians route, but as Alex gave one of its knees a smart bash with his blue lightsabre, its attention was brought back to the others.

Yall think yer real hard, huh? Bush jeered angrily, as yet another attempt to flatten Love Bite fell short. Alex, meanwhile, was in his element, dancing around the enormous annihilator and smashing its hulking legs wherever possible. Even AJ and Matt were getting stuck in, the laser on the Swiss Army Spoon boring through one of the main leg welds, while a full-volume rendition of Seven Nation Army shook the arena floor and challanged the behemoths balance. Kody was faring very well, too. Just as one of the rockets started locking in on him, could be launched in his direction, he turned the Camoflague Ray Gun on himself and transformed himself into a familar-looking chimpish individual.

SHOOT! THATS ME! Bush exclaimed and violently turned the robot away from his doppleganger, the missile intended for Kody instead blasting a large hole straight through the Battlebox wall.

Well, that sorts out our exit, Kody said brightly as the real President realised his mistake and set a rocket or two down his way. Thankfully, a spectacular dive from the Canadian resulted only in two small explosions and the floor being slightly charred. Bush was getting frustrated. The little rammer, the lightsabre, the laser and all those misfires were starting to annoy him. So much so, that he hadnt noticed Aaron scramble up the back of the Georginators left leg and right up onto its head.

Now then, Aaron grinned evily as he wrenched open a back panel on the behemoths thinkbox, time for a little n00b-flaming. OK, Nicole, scramble to your processors content!

[With pleasure], she replied as Aaron wrenched one of the jacks out of a nearby memory bank and plugged it into the palmtop. The messing of the brains took its time and not only were the others finding it hard to keep up their distraction, but a few more misaimed smashes of the robots giant fists were making it increasingly hard for the Australian to hang on to the head. But at last...

[Program scrambling 100% complete. Do I rule or what?]

Indeed you do, Sheila, Aaron grinned as he unplugged her and slid back down the enormous machine back to the ground.

HEY! What gives?! Bush exclaimed, mah dang robot aint workin! The others noticed this too. The back of the behemoths head was producing a furious shower of sparks and just as one of the mighty fists was about to take another swing at Alex, the whole machine ground to a halt and slumped down onto its knees.

And now! AJ cried triumphantly, the piece de resistance! and in a whirl, he was in GeForce form, one of his spare coffee flasks balanced on his front wedge. With an internal smirk, the rear-hinged flipper activated and threw the flask over onto the Georginator, exploding on impact and drenching the robot in Nescaf¨ as the team lept out the hole one of the stray missiles created.

Crumbs, that reactions starting to get violent, a freshly-remorphed Chris commented nervously, the coffees meeting with the electronics quickly setting the bot ablaze. Nicole, how long til that thing goes all Dr Strangelove on us?

[Approximate detonation time - one minute]

SHOOT, DANG N CONSARN IT! Bush snarled, the chimpish face now bearing a closer resemblance to a howler monkey, ymightve screwed up mah popularity stunt, but at least Ill be takin yall with me, Bush snarled, the chimpish face now bearing a closer resemblance to a howler monkey. There followed an almighty crash as a long red bus crashed through one of the rooms walls.

Not exactly, President Mush! it cried with a roar of its engine.

Bertie! the group cheered and as Bush simply stood there open-mouthed, the six shot into the bus and shot back out into Pennsylvania Avenue, the President quickly choosing to dash after them.

That was close, Alex sighed, but how did you manage to find us?

It wasnt easy, Bertie replied as they left the street, you see, I started getting concerned about how long you guys were taking, so I tried looking for you. I smashed into a couple of rooms before you were found - one of them was filled with all these weird pod thingies. Rather strange, it was. I hit some sort of generator on making my entrance and then they all woke up and just ran out the hole I made, back into the street.

Well, at least thats one name off the list, Kody said contently, readjusting his shades, now lets kick back and watch some fireworks. 3...2...1...

And as Bertie spread his wings and rocketed up into the clear American sky, the group huddled down at the rear window as the White House was blown to smithereens, the soon-to-be former President of the United States pouting furiously on the sidewalk.