DAVEO SEZ: Nothing
STEVE SEZ:
And the Lord said Let there be another part to this meaningless attempt at fan fiction.
And there was.
And there was much rejoycing.
The team simply stood there, the S.S.S.S.S. Squad just about to meet them head-on. All our heroes were ready to strike. All except for Alex, who was whispering something to Matty.
...hey, the man they call Fowler grinned, Thats just crazy enough to work! and with no time to waste, he grabbed the Swiss Army Spoon and leapt into the mechanical menageries path.
Just turn around, guys! he called out, setting the device to Very Suspicious-Looking Object Mode, weve got a plan! and as they followed his orders, he quickly yanked down his trousers.
What happened has been officially deemed unfit for broadcast by my internal censor. Suffice to say, the sight had both Scratch and Grounder screaming before they ran to quiver behind the Chaos Cannon, Snively cowering on the ground underneath an inverted Egg-O-Matic and Robotnik just about ready to throw up as he turned his head away.
The horror! The horror!, the two cartoon criminals cried.
My virgin eyes! Snively howled.
I may be a bad egg, the green-faced Doctor groaned as he lent over the side of the Cannon, but Im not that bad! Suddenly, there was a sharp yelp and a clank of metal. The Sega scoundrels slowly turned back to face the team. Matty was slowly pulling his trousers back up, Metal Sonic standing before them, the Swiss Army Spoon cast to one side.
What the Shakespeare?! Matty exclaimed, how come Spamcan ruined my performance?
Newsflash, Elton, Robotnik smirked, the red colour returning to his face, Metal Sonic here is pure-robot and thus, his emotionless nature makes him unable to be sickened by your sordid little peepshow. With that closing statement, Metal Sonics claws began whirring menacingly.
Visuals normal! the Doctor barked to the others, S.S.S.S.S. Squad reassemble! With that, the Egg-O-Matic was back in the air and Snively swooped towards the group. Scratch and Grounder reemerged from behind the Chaos Cannon and both looked madder than ever. The chicken deftly pulled a rocket launcher seemingly from nowhere, while his tracked companion carried him into the battlefield, one arm replaced by a lethal-looking laser cannon.
Run!, Aaron yelled and the nine crusaders went their separate ways across the enormous room.
Snively was the first into the fray. Hot on the heels of Andy and the girls, he let loose a few Eggrenades from high above in his Uncles prized contraption, the blasts of each narrowly missing the fleeing quartet.
My, he sneered, the people look just like ants from up here and hurled two down himself, Elle and Sally cartwheeling to safety.
That sneakly lil shrimpboat! Bunnie growled, hes too darn far up! Ah cant hop high enough to pay im out! It was then the Ideas Fairy suddenly paid a visit to AJs head.
Jump on and get ready to attack! he called and quickly reverted to GeForce form. Twirling away from another Eggrenade explosion, the Gravity lookalike positioned itself and allowed the girls up on the flipper one at a time.
What are they up to? Snively asked himself as he grabbed a fresh bomb. Peering over the edge of the craft, he found out. With a squeal of surprise, he saw Sally shooting up towards him and felt her flat boot smack into his face. Rubbing his nose as she rolled back down to earth, he then felt the high heel of Agent Manns footwear smack him square in the forehead. A sea of stars almost blinding him, the short scientist could just about make out Bunnies large metallic foot rocketing his way before he felt it smash into his entire face and eject him the carrier. Ms Rabbot somersaulted back onto the ground along with Agent Mann, whereas Snively flopped unceremoniously to the floor, the Egg-O-Matic crashing nearby. Back in normal form, Andy walked up to the black and blue lackey.
I hate you, he proclaimed dizzily and fell back to watch all the pretty stars flying around him.
It was at that point that AJ noticed Metal Sonic. Both Alex and the transformed Knightrous Oxide were attempted to pursue him, but the mechanical clone was running rings around them (no pun intended), charging into them with the occasional Spin Dash.
Its no good! Alex called, swinging his lightsabre round frantically, hes too damned fast to hit! If we could just keep him still for a few seconds... It was at that point that AJ hit upon another idea. Two within mere minutes of each other? Give the man a cookie.
Get over here! he yelled to them and (taking a few more nicks for their troubles) they followed, just as Andy switched the Spoon to PrittStick Mode and set his plan into motion. Metal Sonic careered over seconds later...and came to an abrupt stop right in front of them. The clone looked down and found his feet stuck fast in a patch of the well-loved brand of glue.
Just glad to be of service, AJ grinned and simply looked on as the lightsabre and the flywheel began dismantling the fearsome replica.
In the meantime, Scratch and Grounder were having little to no luck at all. Chris, Kody and Matty were nowhere to be seen.
Keep your vision circuits peeled, the chicken whispered, just as Chris stepped out in front of them from behind the Chaos Cannon.
What are you doing? he groaned, Were over there! Not over here! Why would we be over here of all places?
Oh. Right, Scratch said simply, Sorry about that and the duo turned away from him.
Imbeciles, Chris chuckled and let The Queer With The Gear zip out from behind the cannon and slice into one of Grounders tracks.
Hey! he exclaimed as the rubber tread snapped in two, that was just mean! Scratch tried to defend his companion, but Super Gore had crept up from behind and snapped his weedy legs in two before he could get his laser rifle sorted out.
This is all your fault! he screeched, Youre the one who wanted to look this way!
Nuh-uh! Grounder retaliated, Youre the one who fell for that trick first, so its your fault!
Is not!
Is too!
And their targets stood forgotten as the low-watt pair began scrapping with each other, their petty name-calling intermingled with the sound of metal beating the crap out of metal.
With friends like that, who needs enemies? Kody sighed and the trio walked away from the pile of parts that only a few moments ago was their nemesiseses.
I hope youre happy now!, Scratchs detatched beak pouted.
Not so loud! Grounders head replied a few metres away, youre screeching into my audio sensors!
Well, Chris said chirpily as they rejoined the others in the middle of the Testing Range, that couldve been a lot worse. But their congratulations were cut short as they heard Robotniks infuriated snarls from above on the Cannon, the megalomaniac tugging his moustashe in rage. Next to him now sat Snively, looking pretty miserable with a large steak held over one of his eye. Things were about to get worse for the Doctor, though, as something sliced its way through one of the walls and announced in a familar voice:
Hey, Robuttnik! Have I missed the party?
SONIC! the Doctor yelled. And so it was. But that wasnt all. Through the hole the hedgehog had made came his closest companion Tails (hovering in with his twin namesakes), old-time rival Knuckles the Echidna (gliding onto the scene, as was his style) and the self-proclaimed love of his life, Miss Amy Rose (smacking a few excess bricks away with her enormous hammer).
Well, this is bad timing, Aaron sighed, as AJ frantically fumbled about for his autograph book and Chris borrowed Nicole for a few specs:
[NAME: Sonic the Hedgehog
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 8
- Speed = 10
- Manoueverability = 8
- Defense = 7
- Brains = 6
NAME: Miles Tails Prower
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 5
- Speed = 9
- Manoueverability = 9
- Defense = 5
- Brains = 8
NAME: Knuckles the Echidna
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 9
- Speed = 6
- Manoueverability = 6
- Defense = 8
- Brains = 6
NAME: Amy Rose
STATISTICS:
- Weapon Power = 8
- Speed = 7
- Manoueverability = 7
- Defense = 6
- Brains = 5]
Now Im very, VERY angry! Robotnik yelled, How on earth did you find me here?!
It wasnt as hard as youd think, Knuckles grinned, holding up the March edition of OK, Next time you detail your latest evil scheme to a journalist, make sure hes working for a magazine no-one else reads. Our heroes gave the echidna a few funny looks. Its Amys copy, all right?! he barked, his face looking redder than ever.
And speaking of Amy, her attention seemed focused on Sally and Bunnie, giving the pair an obvious look of distain.
Hello, girls, she said sniffily, to which Sonic rolled his eyes.
Amy, for the last time, were not still an item! he groaned, we were just good friends, thats all!
Nonsense! she snapped back, What about all the touchy-feely on the show and that big kiss in the final episode, huh?! HUH?!
Amy, that was ten years ago! he reasoned, We drifted apart soon afterwards and since then, weve just been friends.
Hes right, yknow, Sally intervened, Sure, I used to be Sonics significant other, but we just dont see each other that way any more.
Oh yeah?! the stubborn pink hedgehog replied, Prove it! And it was then that Bunnie embraced the Princess and the two kissed each other passionately.
Oh, Amy said simply, eyes bugging out.
Its beautiful, Matty sniffed, but everyone else in the group looked plain weirded-out.
No matter what the sex, that sort of stuff doesnt get any less gross, Tails said queasily and averted his eyes from the spectacle.
When youve quite finished tipping the velvet down there! Robotnik bellowed, Anyway, Im actually rather glad you showed up, hedgehog! Now I properly test the full capacities of my Chaos Cannon!
Youre joking, right? Sonic grinned, Itll be a miracle if that thing ever manages to hit me!
Which is why Ive brought back an old friend to help keep you still, the Doctor grinned and the rear wall of the Testing Range suddenly fell down.
Storming into the room came a robot almost four times as high as our heroes. Its enormous spherical body lumbered along on two equally giant legs. Its twin arms housed spiked hands (which looked suspiciously like they could fly out after the lads) as its great squished nose let loose two mighty jets of flame.
Oh, Wedga. Andy gulped and took an swig of double-strength Nescafe.
As you can see, ladies and gentlemen, my old EggMech is simply delighted to see you all, Robotnik proclaimed with his maniacal toothy smile and began charging up the Cannon. Prepare to be scrambled!
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