I know what youre talking about but you seem to forget his big heffin axe, also, according to Alex, his leg is about the size of the ship, also (again, from Alex), the chain is about 30cm thick so it wouldnt hold and anyway, unlike the AT ATs he has moveable joints other than his legs which he could nab us with.

First thing to do, i think, is to make good on the platypirate token.