The Oddestsey

[darkguru]

I think ill do this every time were in a new area, have a sweep around where it is possible seeing as i have the highest senses score. I can see objects easier ad i can see/hear enemies further off.

[knightrous]

Can I sell my conscience for 250 GP?? Its a great bargain, he tell you when to be nice and when not to be

Ill sell the star launcher if he wont accept my conscience.

[alex_holt]

Aaron, you can only sell thigns which actually exist.

[matty_haka]

LMAO

[knightrous]

How about my lazyness for 175GP? Its a bargain and certainly exists

Maybe we could put Mattys gheyness up for tender....

[alex_holt]

Im afraid the bootom has dropped out of the laziness market seeing as I rule the world, its cheap as dirt literally.

As for that, well who would want to buy that?

[darkguru]

*coughs* Still strolling up a path here

[alex_holt]

Fine...


Sarah walks northwards, the landscape is like the american west for some perculiar reason, but even more perculiar is hwat she finds just over the next hill...

...a book signing stand...

At a desk is an arrogant looking man with a broad smile and eyebrows which for know particular reason infuriate Sarah. But out from the desk is a massive queue of hundreds of women, mostly ugly as a lampost, all slavering ot get their copy of a book simply entitled Me by Randy Casanova with a picture of his infuriating face plastered across it displayign a cheeys smile.

Not a hundred paces back from him you notice another character, dressed in a pirates outfit, no oen else seems able to see him.

Any ideas

[darkguru]

Those eyebrows are creepy but i dont want to be mobbed by a load of ugly women Not sure that i want anything to do with a guy arrogant enough to title a book me till i know what hes supposed to have done. I reckon we got ourselves a Gildroy Lockhart (Harry Potter guy, took credit for what other people did) type of guy here.

The Pirate isnt a Lord is he? If not, i think i might talk to him, maybe get some info on Mr. Popularity here. If he is a Lord...well if i can see him and no one else can, probably cos he wants me to, well have to see what happens there.