OK, hows this - I give the Flintlock and pellet producer to someone else and take the fluffy Holy Hand Grenade instead. Sorry, chaps, but NOBODY touches the cane but me

Ill also take the old crystal ball and use my enormous scientific know-how to merge it with the calculator. With it, I have created the worlds most accurate Magic 8 Ball - which can also compute the nastiest of sums (good for fortune-telling with its high probibility level and for techno trouble we encounter later on )