The Oddestsey

**darkguru** · 7th March 2005, 22:05

One more thing...*hears brain groan*...sleep well

**pcbore** · 7th March 2005, 22:15

Dead easy way to beat Irod. Shoot him in the leg with the harpoon, then fly around him a few times. I trust youve all seen The empire Strikes Back?

**darkguru** · 7th March 2005, 22:32

I know what youre talking about but you seem to forget his big heffin axe, also, according to Alex, his leg is about the size of the ship, also (again, from Alex), the chain is about 30cm thick so it wouldnt hold and anyway, unlike the AT ATs he has moveable joints other than his legs which he could nab us with.

First thing to do, i think, is to make good on the platypirate token.

8th March 2005, 00:36

Id like to ask the brain where I can get a good fastfood meal in these parts.

Im all for just going for Berentohep straight up.

**knightrous** · 8th March 2005, 09:20

Ill join top on the fast food, Im itcing to see what they serve at Jungry Hacks in this neck of the woods.... Food now, crazy, telepathetic lord later!

**alex_holt** · 8th March 2005, 12:31

The brain recommends a restaurant not far to the north known as the black ogre spleen, they serve leviathan sushi there for bargin prices

**darkguru** · 8th March 2005, 12:42

Meanwhile, us sane ones can go get reinforcements

I still want to see the platys, i would also like to ask teh brain if there are any other allies we could make that would help us defeat Irod.

*Munches on a leek we got way back*

**darkguru** · 8th March 2005, 12:43

Alex, i also want to take a walk round the area to see if there is anything of note to find...or anyone who wants to pick a fight

**alex_holt** · 8th March 2005, 13:40

The brain points out you are presently in a flying ship several thousand feet above the ground until you decide otherwise so exploring isnt that useful. Although there is a rumour of a black dragon not far to the north that you could testyour ship against.

Other allies worth considering -

The Elhugomtanians, a race of hobbit sized aliens with advanced metalworkign abilities

The Snarkars - walrus-monkeys from the far south

Ivor the Three Legged Panda of the Apocalypse

The Bozog - a super itnellgient slime race from the west

The hiralgis - a race of deaths cap mushrooms obsessed with tapdancing

The ArcLeviathans - the biggest organism on the planet, sea dwelling weighting around the weight of mont blanc each

The Tin dwarves - thinner more sickly versions of normal dwarves with steely grey hair

The pansy-ents whom you encoutnered briefly earlier

The Nugachi-Wu - soem orang utan samurai

Pete and Sandra Jones - an all american couple who live near the equator