The Oddestsey

[alex_holt]

OK here is everything which you need to know about the vessels that you can take, there are five in total, I know you don€™t want this yet but it gives you some time to consider while your shopping:

The Delphinus:
A massive titanium warship equal to an aircraft carrier in size and heavily gunned. Passage is free due to its size. Its run by pikachu-goths who generally keep themselves to themselves and don€™t make much trouble.

Cost: free
Speed: 3-4 days
Attack Power: very High
Probability of being attacked: astronomical
Size: 300m

The Indigo Dragon
The galleon you saw when you first arrived here, is armed with powerful cannons, is only made of wood and is a bit faster than the delphinus and has much higher manoeuvrability. Its run by pansents, which to give you an idea are three inches high and are to pansies what ents are to trees.

Cost; 5 silver per person
Speed; 2 -3 days
Attack power; medium low
Probability of being attacked; average
Size: 100m

The Disco Violent
A small boat, its basically half a glitterball hollowed out and moves very fast because its so ugly the water repels it into the air and skims across the surface of the water.
Its crewed by talking toothpaste tubes. It has no weapons except its too ugly to look at.

Cost: 45 gold each
Speed; 1 day
Attack power; none
Probability of being attacked; low
Size 20m

The Albatross
The most technological advanced ship in harbour, the quickest, most powerful in attack but also smaller and relatively weak in armour. It looks like a Greek trireme but powered using very strong submarine screws. The body is finished to look like wood but is in fact thick carbon fibre over a strong hardox chassis. It possesses torpedoes and an electrical discharge ray capable of unloading several thousand volts into the surroundings. Its prow is solid hardox and in combination with the screws could allow it to shatter the hull of an attacking ship with the rams. The disadvantage is that although the ship is amphibious it needs to steer further out to sea to avoid rocks which could fatally damage it.

Cost: 35 gold each
Speed; 1 . 5 days
Attack power; extreme
Probability of being attacked ;medium
Size 40m

Ole Hamish€™s rent-a-plesiosaur
Is exactly what it says it is, each rides a plesiosaur. Is the fastest meothd by far but if you are attacked you are utterly stuffed as the plesiosaurs will try to dive. Additionally each has a weight limit of 40 equiptment weight.

Cost: 25 gold each
Speed; 0.5 days
Attack power; bite
Probability of being attacked; medium low
Size 10m

[alex_holt]

A weapon smith
- will upgrade weaposn how you ask, ask something then they€™ll quote you. Will also sell any not powered melee, fire arms or unpowered projectiles you care to name, just give a name and he gives a quote.

An armourer
- will make armour to request and specifications from following materials: silk, obsidiam, cotton, steel, tungsten, Kevlar, titanium, mithril, octiron, hardox, aluminium, diamond, mage-glass, polycarbonate, leather, silver, gold, brass, bronze, copper, dragon skin, unicorn skin, skin of any other animal you can provide

A pet shop -

Sells mundane pets, also offers training for pets to make them learn something, tell them what you want them to learn for a quote.

A stables
Provides following animals:

Each has iots own advantages and disadvantages, ask for more details

Mule (20 silver)
Yak (35 silver)
Camel (35 silver)
Pack goat (25 silver)
Horse (40 silver)
Thoroughbred (65 silver)
Rhino (70 silver)
Ostrich (55 silver)
Griffon (110 silver)
Wyvern (100 silver)
Unicorn (90 silver)
Pegasus (100 silver)
Hypogriff (105 silver)
Elephant (200 silver)
Mammoth (250 silver)
Custom orders are available bit youll have to wait several days

A mercenaries guild
You can request a mercenary of a particular type, they€™ll send someone too you and you interview them to approve them or disapprove them.

A church
Will provide basic healing and blessings

A general store
After a brief look in here the only things of interest are:

30m of rope (40 silver)
Some jars of blackcurrent jam (10 silver)
A broken pocket death ray (27 silver)

A potion shop

Ask for potions for a purpose and then they€™ll say fi they can provide them and give you a quote.

An Igors workshop

Can attach body parts is you have them or for more expensive they€™ll provide them. Again will give you a quote for what you want done. Guaranteed to last as long as you do.

[alex_holt]

Advantages: everything that a horse can do but is stronger and can fly, very good speed, can just fly away from dnager

Disadvantages; attack and defense are pretty lousy

capacity; 200 weight and 2 people

[alex_holt]

will cost (does quick mental guestimate) 110 silver

[steven_mcg]

Plan of action:

1) Head to the Pet Shop and see if they give Firestorm a nice big IQ boost.
2) Head to the WeaponSmith and see if the cane and pistols can be upgraded.
3) If I have the dough left, see if I can get a nice dragon-skin tuxedo from the Armourer to match the Spartan top hat. Smart, flexible and tough as hardox boots.

[darkguru]

Alex would a church happen to have a candle i could...borrow?

And we need a HP count after the last battle, plus my level up.

That wasnt me cheating, its OOC

erm...Forget me not

[pcbore]

And what about my weapon taking armour repairing wire installing actions? :P

[darkguru]

*Walks into General Store, grunts at owner, points at Rope and Jam. Pays fifty silver*

Alex, i need a weight count as well as my general stats. How long do i have to carry the vamps stuff?