The Oddestsey

[alex_holt]

You guys are going to be really annoyed with a certain Mr Roper who in one action has become the most powerful member of the party by a fair bit and now has seven ways of attacking with what he has equipped, although he did quite badly risk infection but he pulled it off because he€™s the only person who realised that you weren€™t limited to 10 stat points per characteristic and had very high knowledge and intelligence scores so he could do it.

Prof. Vengeance

Gains salamander-in-a-jar (weight 3)
Named salamander firestorm
Gained mail on Sunday (weight 1)
Gained Spartan helmet (weight 4, defence 9)
Equipped Spartan helmet

Frank

Frank looses sequins, octopus tentacle and 1 / 5 portions of deadly octopus venom.
Frank gains Poisoned Disco Whip-Tentacle (weight 3, damage 30-45, hit fast, poisoning; strong)
Gains 3 XP for successfully crafting an item


Sarah Elliot

Gain morning Star (weight 12, attack 15-90, requires STR 5, DEX 5, speed normal)
Equipped morning star in off hand

Tom Roper

Status effect: lost one arm
Gained item: severed arm of Tom Roper (weight 4)
Shape mod: cyborg arm attached
Ability gained: blue laser
Ability gained: tethered harpoon
Ability gained: freeze ray
Ability Gained: acid jet
Experience Gained 10 XP for successful form mod
Roll Against infection: successful
Shape Mod Bonus: +3 to strength
Defense +7
Carry Weight increased by 30
Rank Up
Ability Gained: Summon Eagle
HP Up: +2

Nimeria Valencia

Gains Tesco Trolley (cos no one else would)
Successfully creates uranium pellets
Gains Uranium pellets (x40)
Gains 1XP for successful use of pellet maker
Gains tiny whisky keg (bad bad move there Aaron)
Tesco Trolley contains:

A morning Star (weight 12, attack 15-90, requires STR 5, DEX 5)
The skull of a griffon (weight 5)
A hanging basket filled with forget-me-nots (weight 5)

Trolley capacity: 15 / 120

That covers everything I think, I need to insert the info from this into all your stats Ill wirte what happens next in my free lesson at lunch time.

[alex_holt]

oops mistake there, there only 1 morning star, which sarah has

[knightrous]

If the wisky is strong like you say, I can be used as an anticeptic and for my idea, being very strong in alcohol content, it will be very Flammible

[darkguru]

Actually, i guessed that stats could go above ten also,i just wanted a fairly rounded character.

Ah, so Tom can carry more, he can do the donkey work from now on

[knightrous]

*removed Katana from belt*

Would someone be interested in trading some bloody for some wisky? Either that or Im going to find something to feed from.

[darkguru]

*Discreetly backs away from Aaron* Ive heard about Discworld pixies...none of the stories were nice.

[darkguru]

Get that ruddy Katana away from me, no one cuts me but me, Aaron, *slices arm and wipes some of the blood from blade onto the Katana, then discreetly backs away again*

[knightrous]

I preferr to feed from something living. Thank you for the gesture of kindness Roper. Sarah, stories are just stories. But do be afraid. *insert evil face here*