What a brilliant review! Really brings out the heart of what the program is about!

Girl (on discovering that her bed had been taken to pieces): Where am I going to sleep tonight?
Man: Well find somewhere
Girl: Im not sleeping on the floor! And Im not sleeping on the camping bed!
Man: There is another option.
Girl: Whats that?
Man: You could move out....

Yes mate, I think she will. Best of all, shell hate you for being an utter freak.