As you are well aware my dear man, squirrels form a serious burden on any ecologically sound agricultural system that seeks to employ animals to ensure a better harvest. A rise in nut taxation is hence the prudent way to ensure a bumper nut crop, tackling the tricky question of hoarding. One should also take into account that grasshoppers, as a rule, take no active part whatsoever in proper industrial endeavours, forcing them into the dole and causing an enormous strain on our social welfare system. As members of our community however, and as artists in their own right, a stipend should be agreed upon and proper venues erected for them to display their artistic abilities to the joy and betterment of all.
The bogus feline asylum claims are a serious social problem, not in the least because previous administrations have sought to ignore the cat-calls and decided to put a cat-nap on the issue. The canine community can rest assured that this matter will be most sternly looked into. Caterwauling is a serious offence after all.
As on the international war on state sponsored mice we can only state the following: cheesy !!