What a load of nonsense.

The Deer (29) vs. Kick in the Teeth vs. Darth Dread

Dunno what Kick in the Teeth is like but if this is the linear actuated axe Darth Dread, its going out.

Tsunami 2 (4) vs. Scottishly Fictional vs. Beast Boy 3

Scottishly Fictional is through, not sure about the other two.