Huzzah and hurrah! More divine surrealness from his Lordship.

SEMI-FINALS
PROFESSOR VENGEANCE VS The Wootinator

Battle of the Forum SuperVillains, eh? Well, the Wootinators come on a fair bit recently, but hes still the junior member of our little League of Evil. Set the cane to Freeze Ray and turn every caffine product AJ has into solid ice. Hell be an easy target when all he has to power him is cold coffee.
If for some reason this doesnt work, Ill summon a Starbucks lawyer with my Portable Teleporter and have him turn the Wootinator into a particularly evil coffee shop. Its what AJ wouldve wanted. :wink: