And now mortals, behold, for I give unto ye the round that comes 6th€¦


Dr Robotnik vs. Wootinator

Two villains, only one winner, Robotnik€™s body writhes as he activates his technologies, his flesh is replaced by steel which coils before the eyes of the Wootinator, turning the former megalomaniac into almost unstoppable force. Even as he does so coffee enters directly into the veins of the Wootinator, his oiled body becoming brown as the coffee. Robotnik launches himself upon the Wootinator, trying to grab him, but his heavily oiled body is too slippery to grasp, and his taught coils of writhing steel grasp futile, their chords roll off pathetically, leaving smears of grease upon his fingers. The Wootinator whirls round and blasts Robotnik backward, and like spilled coffee on a keyboard, the results aren€™t pretty, and it€™ll be simpler to get a knew one, as his robotic coils short circuit and Robotnik is left for dead.

Wootinator Advances to the Final!


Professor Vengeance vs. Mars Bar

Vengeance whirls his cape dramatically, as the lawyers hunt him down, and throw legal precedents at him. To be honest he is slightly confused, you don€™t sue dark Lord€™s is doesn€™t work like that, Dark Lord€™s don€™t do legal procedure, that€™s mob-moss territory, and that€™s quite a few rungs down the dastardly hierarchy. While Vengeance throw rules regulations and the odd brief case at him, all bellowing him down, he is actually some what perturbed, they all look so intelligent and educated, and their suits are all smart. He suddenly realises that the lawyer aura is getting to him, he could match Lord Doomforall a load of whining lawyers are no match for him! He blasts a chaos beam into the nearest one hurling him into a pillar which he cracks, the body then slumps to the floor and collapses into dust. The lawyers begin to run, snorting legal jargon at each other, but the rays knock them all down, disintegrating their pathetic flesh. Then he picks up the mars bar, and eats it as only a Scotsman knows how: batters it and eats it whole.

Professor Vengeance Advances through to the final!


Cat vs. Thomas the Tank engine

The adamant claws extend out from between the soft pads of the cat, ready to deal with the former anti-christ, the claws protrude and rip into the iron panels on the side of the train. But the godly power surges along his new- tank-like form, warping it into something more reminiscent of his former glory, steel grinds and twists, and his form shifts with screeching beyond comparison. The new Thomas unloads an artillery shell from his rear mounted turret directly into the chest of the cat, it is slammed backwards into a brick wall, shattering t with feline rage. The cat twist down onto the floor, enraged with the fury that only a cat can have, its fur singed but its eyes glowing with red fury, and suddenly it is not the old cat that stands before it, but something even worse, it grows huge, to the size of a tiger, yet remains worse in that it is still most defiantly a cat - muscles twist with power beneath its singed form, its teeth extend into adamantium sabres, and the new vessel of the anti-Christ advances upon the old form. The artillery cannon blasts out again, bouncing off the cat harmlessly. The power of evil itself writhes beneath the skin of the creature, and a single swipe pierces through the steel of the tank, and guts it of its right tracks, incapacitating it utterly. Futily Thomas summons sloths and toenail clippings to attack the cat, but the sloths just drop from the sky and die from the impact with the ground. The cat shrugs and then precedes to lift its paw ready for the final blow, and suddenly notices a mouse run across the corner, it must have got in as Lord Doomforall never paid for maintenance, just construction, and its been around for ages. But more importantly, the cat feels no desire to catch it, and then in a sudden moment of fury, it realises that the anti-christ has been playing it, and was gradually owning his soul. Without further hesitating the cat coughs up a hairball in the most violent way possible, but instead of normal hair it is a small circular goblin like creature, covered in course hair, it squeals as loud as it possibly can but all the might of hell will not save it now as it is dismembered and presented to Frank. Meanwhile all its blood seeps into the cat, and its might absorbed. The last blow of the cats metal claws tears through the side of Thomas, pulling his still chugging steam engine out into the daylight.

Cat advances to the final!

Golden Monkey vs. Mara Jade

Mara flares her Lightsaber up, but realises that cursed monkey is fleeing as fast as it possibly can into the nearest forest. She pursues, with force speed, but everyone knows catching a small animal is just short of impossible and thus the small primate quickly becomes lost among the trees. The winds storm through the bows, and before Mara Jade emerges an entirely different being, the golden monkey glows, its aura brilliant against the gloomy forest, and suddenly a tribe attacks Mara Jade - their tools are no match for her Lightsaber, but eventually they just overwealm her with numbers, her body pierced with dozens of arrows, and she drops to the floor lifeless. The monkey actually discovered its purpose, it was a rather lame sun god, and thus it can command some people, and do some mild weather effects.

The golden Monkey advances to the Finals!

Finals:

Professor Vengeance vs. The Wootinator
Cat vs. Golden Monkey