THE WARS INCARNATE 2
ROUND 3
1) DICK DASTARDLY & MUTTLEY VS Pikachu
Dickll switch his gloves with rubber ones and simply pick Pikachu up. He therefore cant use his shock attacks and the small fry cant do anything once off the ground. Either throw him to the House Fighters or keep holding him in mid-air and feed him to Muttley.

2) A RANDOM DALEK VS The Wootinator
Blast his coffee cup with the Exterminator arm. Without his caffine, hell be left defenceless and ripe for a zapping. Failing that, just keep flying above him and frazzle with laser til dead.

3) A hippopotomous VS DR IVO ROBOTNIK
Ivos used to fighting and enslaving animals. Its his job. If able, use a portable Roboticiser on the beast and turn it into another mechanical worker for his army. Either that or simply scare it off with his egg breath.

4) A bouncy castle VS THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE
...erm...run over it, therefore letting out all the air inside it?

5) Ringwraith VS PROFESSOR VENGEANCE
Mordor magic is no match for my nicked Chaos Emerald. The only way to beat drama is with its reverse - humour; so set the cane to Tickle Ray, zap him and watch the big creep laugh himself into submission. Failing that, tell him where Frodo is, making him run after him and forfeit the match. :wink:

Superb randomness as ever, Alexio! Good to see youve not given up just yet.