Funky Junkie vs. A hippopotamus


The hippopotamus charges at the funky junky, who is quietly giggling to himself in a corner and laughing at the lime green with scarlet pokadotted three legged elk with pink horns that he sees approaching him. The hippo slams into his chest, knocking him flying, but due to some twist of chance to make this fight slightly more interesting the junky has got high enough to take off, by inflating, he begins to drift clear but the hippo chomps into his leg causing him to whiz round like a puncturered balloon and eventually slam headfirst into the spectator stand and eventually look like someone€™s skin draped over the side. The crowd cheers. Except for the one sickened by the dead man ontop of them.

Hippopotamus goes through to round 3!

Dr Ivo Robotnik vs. hexidecimator

Dr Robotnik cackles menacingly, me realises that it€™s an entry which I can€™t remember about so decides to go sit in his sun lounger while hexadecimator, whatever it happens to be gets struck in a series of freak accidents involving a typhoon of baked bean tins.

Dr Ivo Robotnik goes through to round 3!

Thomas the Tank Engine vs. The 5th Moon of Earth

The fifth moon of earth tries for a repeat tactic, but Thomas is much smarter than Mega Man, he is the anti Christ after all and therefore has no qualms about playing dirty. As such Thomas smites all the telescopes on the earth capable of seeing the fifth moon of earth, meaning that the fifth moon has no coverage at all. Soon everyone actually forgets about the moon, which sits there up in space alone, with no one to talk to, trapped in eternal boredom. It€™s fortunate that its just a rock.

Thomas the tank engine advances to round 3!

Bouncy Castle vs. T-X

The TX isn€™t taking any prisoners, it starts its assault by morphing its amr into a laser blaster thingy, and sends a bolt of searing energy at the inflatable fort, somehow it deflects this, which mystifies the T-X€™s processors, how could this be? It€™s just a polymer complex induced recreational item. The bouncy castlesits there, wibbling slightly. It someohow crawls over to the TX, who stabs it repeatativly, yet it doesn€™t seem to do anything. This also intrigues the bouncy castel how come it doesn€™t inflate, and for that matter how come it€™s thinking at all, what is going on here. What is the meaning of life? Why? Fortunatly for us this philosophical debate can wiat til the next round as the T-X€™s batteries run out and the bouncy castle advances to the next round.

Bouncy Castle Advances to Round 3!

Still to come...

Mr Flibble vs. Prof. Vengeance
Ringwraith vs. Wedginator Revolution
Basket Ball vs. 100% Artificial Insecure Hypocritical guarantee
The Holy Bible vs. teapot
Miles €˜Tails€™ Prower vs. Homer Simpson
Velociraptor vs. Intense Humming of Evil
Jaina Solo vs. Sticky Popcorn Cinema Floor.
Golden Monkey vs. Shiva