Im offering half number of zeroes mega potatoes all oyu have to do is put a penny in a high interest account by now and by the doomsday machines ready youll have sufficient funds to buy a potato; half of proceeds go to Doomforall incorporated. The rest goes ot charity.

I guarantee that any proceeds raised wil lgo towards makign a potato proof doomsday device, cpet the stuff that goes to charity. Plus im savign all the thigns that the charity money goes otwards ocs im so nice.