Wot, no tactics? Oh well. Daves right on his thread - it has been quiet here, hasnt it?

Lets begin the semi final footie matches with Little Sister & TIRTASM against Dervish V/ & Revenge Of The Revenge Of The Bludgeonator - the latter scored more goals in Round 1, but then again, the former didnt let any in!

3, 2, 1 - ACTIVATE!
Little Sister ran at the ball to find itself being joined there by Dervish V/ and Revenge Of The Revenge Of The Bludgeonator! Dervish V/ got there first, steered it away from Little Sister and towards TIRTASM! However, TIRTASM charged at Dervish, knocked it off balance, and it lost the ball! Little Sister managed to get the ball against the wall, but found itself facing ROTROTB! ROTROTB accidentally scooped up Little Sister as it went for the ball, but quickly moved away and captured the ball in its scoop! Suddenly, it was tackled by Little Sister and almost lost the ball, but Dervish picked it up and ran at TIRTASM again! It tried to turn away from TIRTASM as the goalkeeper charged, but still lost the ball when TIRTASM hit it in the side! ROTROTB managed to pick it up, but TIRTASM went for it - however, ROTROTB manouvered past it and got the ball over the line!
1-0 to Dervish V/ and Revenge Of The Revenge Of The Bludgeonator!
As the three strikers rushed the ball, Dervish got it and carried it quickly at TIRTASM - as TIRTASM came out, it dodged, losing the ball momentarily, but getting hold of it again, outpacing the advancing Little Sister and sending the ball in before TIRTASM knocked it!
2-0 to Dervish V/ and Revenge Of The Revenge Of The Bludgeonator!
For the third time, Dervish V/ got possession of the ball and went to score, but TIRTASM stayed closer to the goal this time. When Dervish came in, TIRTASM successfully blocked it, and the ball was stuck between them! ROTROTB moved in, shoving its teammate and the ball, but TIRTASM blocked that attempt as well! Dervish V/ manouvered itself and the ball out of the scoop, and went round to score, but collided with Little Sister and lost the ball - however, it was quickly picked up by ROTROTB, who was itself shoved in the back by Little Sister and lost possession! Little Sister went round ROTROTB to get the ball, but was scooped up along with the ball as ROTROTB tried to score again! TIRTASM blocked it, but ROTROTB went under it as well, so was able to shove it along and take the ball over the line!
3-0 to Dervish V/ and Revenge Of The Revenge Of The Bludgeonator!
When Dervish V/ again got the ball, dodged Little Sister and moved to score, TIRTASM blocked it with its body again, and this time twisted a little to shove the ball towards Little Sister! Little Sister picked it up, just missed being caught by ROTROTB, and ran all the way to the undefended goal before Dervish V/ could catch up with it!
3-1 to Dervish V/ and Revenge Of The Revenge Of The Bludgeonator!
Dervish V/ now hung around its teams goal while Little Sister and ROTROTB tried to get the ball - Little Sister reached the ball, but as it tried turning it away, it was accidentally scooped up by ROTROTB, who went after the ball and got it! However, Little Sister twisted and knocked the ball out of the scoop, before running out and after it, then going for Dervish V/! As it got close, Dervish V/ came and met it, running over the flipper and away with the ball, across the arena towards TIRTASM! With a quick movement and a shove, TIRTASM sent Dervish V/ reeling and the ball rolling, but ROTROTB picked it up! TIRTASM, however, ran into its side and shoved it away from the goal! ROTROTB twisted and went for the goal again, this time getting under TIRTASMs side again and taking the ball in!
4-1 to Dervish V/ and Revenge Of The Revenge Of The Bludgeonator!
On the next restart, Little Sister spun as it reached the ball, then dodged ROTROTB and went for the ball as it rolled towards the wall. But when it got there, ROTROTB was also there, getting the ball in its scoop! Little Sister shoved ROTROTB, but failed to make it lose the ball - it headed for TIRTASM, but was knocked off course by Little Sister again! After a struggle, ROTROTB manouvered to go for the goal, and when TIRTASM tried blocking it again, it ran into the scoop and could not stop another goal being scored!
5-1 to Dervish V/ and Revenge Of The Revenge Of The Bludgeonator!
Knowing there wasnt time for its team to catch up, Little Sister went for the ball anyway and flipped it for the crowd! The ball went up, and bounced on the floor, but didnt go in the goal! Dervish V/ came out momentarily to knock the ball towards ROTROTB, but Little Sister caught it instead! However, time ran out before a last minute goal could be scored!
CEASE!

DERVISH V/ AND REVENGE OF THE REVENGE OF THE BLUDGEONATOR WIN 5-1!

X & I scored more goals than anyone else in their Round 1 match, but that doesnt mean theyll beat WX 6.0 & Forcepower Turbo! Lets find out who else will go into the football final!

3, 2, 1 - ACTIVATE!
X quickly reached the ball before Forcepower Turbo - manouvering it to a good spot, it fired! The ball rocketed towards the goal, but bounced off WX 6.0, and Forcepower got possession! However, as it went to score, X intercepted it, ran onto the wedge and shot the ball away, then ran after it as it ricocheted off the wall! It got hold of it, moved away from Forcepower, fired at the goal, and scored!
1-0 to X & I!
Again, X got to the ball first, and this time it ran around Forcepower to get closer to the goal before shooting. WX 6.0 tried to block it, but X just changed position and fired the ball in again!
2-0 to X & I!
When X got the ball again, Forcepower shifted to try and block it, but X was too fast and managed to get a good distance from it. It fired at the net again, but WX 6.0 successfully blocked it! Forcepower retrieved the ball before X, but X was soon upon it trying to get possession, resulting in a series of twists! Forcepower gradually moved closer to the goal, and when X ran onto the wedge, it came in at the wrong angle and missed the ball when it fired! Carrying X with it for a short distance, Forcepower managed to reach I, shoving it and the ball backwards! I fired and sent the ball away, but it had already crossed the line!
2-1 to X & I!
Getting possession of the ball immediately for the fourth time, X whizzed around Forcepower, just avoiding being caught on the wedge, and successfully shot the ball past WX 6.0 again!
3-1 to X & I!
Forcepower remained stationary as X got possession of the ball again and started moving into position, but then went after it! X saw it coming and ran with the ball, but was still too quick, and able to get far enough away to shoot at the goal! The ball flew, glanced WX 6.0s wedge and went in!
4-1 to X & I!
This time, Forcepower moved back towards the goal, and watched as X took the ball and started shifting to try and score! With the combined efforts of WX 6.0 and Forcepower Turbo, it couldnt find a gap, so took a risk and came in close. Forcepower came to meet it, but X successfully dodged - seeing a gap, it sent the ball in again!
5-1 to X & I!
Getting hold of the ball once again, X again had to try and get past WX and Forcepower to the goal! When they didnt shift, it tried shoving a gap through them, only for WX 6.0 to get underneath, causing it to lose the ball, so Forcepower could pick it up! It raced across the arena with X coming after it, and eventually Forcepower, X and I all came together around the goal! Is firing was better timed this time, and the ball went flying over Forcepower before it could cross the line! X beat Forcepower back to the ball, and again it shot it past WX 6.0s defence!
6-1 to X & I!
Forcepower now tried striking again, but still couldnt beat 25mph X to the ball! It moved backwards towards the goal as X lined up the shot - X fired when it wrongly thought it could, and the goal was defended by WX 6.0! Forcepower picked up the ball and went towards I, turning away as X inadvertently crashed into it! It found itself spinning around again to avoid X, and the ball ended up rolling away from it! It managed to catch it again, and gradually made its way towards the goal, but before it could score, X got in the right position and fired the ball away, into the wall, off it, then off Forcepower! X and Forcepower raced towards the ball - X got there first, but was pinned against the wall by Forcepower! It still attempted to score, but the shot was blocked, and WX 6.0 itself took the ball and ran for the goal! It got there, but I successfully stopped it and turned the ball back! Having escaped from Forcepower, X got the ball as Forcepower went to defend its goal, but then time ran out! X fired anyway just for fun, but failed to score an unofficial seventh goal when the ball bounced off Forcepower Turbo!
CEASE!

X & I WIN 6-1!

Football Final:
Dervish V/ & Revenge Of The Revenge Of The Bludgeonator vs X & I