Dinowarrior Destruction

[dinowarrior]

OK, first of all, Im awfully sorry about the stupidly short fight, but I going for a holiday in Norfolk today, and I wont have access to the internet for a week. Thank you.

So, its final time. Already. Ripper Roo and Hurricane are ready. Are you?

RIPPER ROO VS HURRICANE

ROBOTEERS STAND BY!

House Robots here are Jakamoko 2 and Die-ro, again

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!!!

Rammer vs Spinner. Classic Robot Wars encounter, classic Dinowarrior Destruction encounter. Ripper Roo runs away from the charging Hurricane, now it is spinning up to full speed. It moves in...HITS! Gash made, only a small one, not much on Hurricane...oooh, but its slowly moving and it grinds to a halt! Has that first blow from Ripper Roos devesating spinning body conked Hurricane out? And this is a shock. I thought this would be a tacticians battle, but no. In comes Crash Bandi-bot, as Ripper Roo opens the pit. Crash counts Hurricane out. How disapointing for the team. Had a wonderful fight against Crusha, but what an anticlimax, beaten by Ripper Roos first attack. Disgusted, as Jakamoko 2 pushes it slowly towards the flipper before Ripper Roo can get anywhere. Its gonna be heat final FFF (Floor Flipper Factor), HURRICANE GOES FLYING! Great competitors, but Ripper Roo finally pits them. What a shame.

CEASE!

RIPPER ROO IS THE WINNER, THROUGH TO THE FINAL

Finalists so far

1:Wedge Devolution
2:Ripper Roo

See ya in a week.

[matty_haka]

Guess whos back in the saddle

Nice fight Chris, and an excellent full tournament debut for Ripper Roo

Keep it up

[martyn]

*Pushes Matty off the saddle*

[tom_b]

My tactics for the remaining heats are (if in right order but then again, chaos may reign):

Heat 3
El Persistance vs Tengu 6 vs Montys Pass (me)
If possible, Ill team up with Tengu 6, if we do team up, Ill just get rid of El Persistance by chucking it out of the arena

Heat 4
Hypertension MK2 vs Indisctructable (me) vs Eagle
Ill team up with Eagle to beat Hypertension MK2.

Heat 7
Slammer 4 vs Jamster vs Impact Weapon (me)
Ill help Jamster by helping him defeat Slammer 4 by putting it against the arena wall & out.

Heat 8
Phoenix from the Flame 2 vs Deep Impact vs TB87 (me)
Ill get the blade up to top speed & batter whoever gives me the most problems.

[matty_haka]

*Climbs back on the saddle*

You didnt expect something original did you?

[dinowarrior]

Im really sorry for the absence yesterday.

Yesterday, I decided that, if I passed my exam, I would write a battle or two here, AND in SSC. I did. HOORAY! So I thought that I could write.

However, the moment was shattered at about 1.30. My Grandad had been taken to hospital for a reason I never found out that morning. Later, my Dad phoned, saying that he was all right.

At the time given though, he passed away. He was 75 years old.

It was a sad time for all concerned, so I couldnt write anything. I am back now, and keeping my Grandma company.

I should be back writing soon.

[matty_haka]

Im really sorry Chris, you take your time and take my, and give to your Grandma, my condolences as well as to all concerned

My sympathies,

Matty

[dinowarrior]

This will be the heat I am doing now.

Hole in the Armour vs Chalkie vs Barbaric Response
Hypertension MK2 vs Indisctructable vs Eagle

Here is...

BATTLE 1

First robot in this new heat is HOLE IN THE ARMOUR 2, an old robot, but certainly a nasty customer. This robot is made out of a Lorry wheel hub, a bit like Sir Chromalot, or Corkscrew 1. However, this robots choice of weapon is a nasty, venomous Fluffy style blade at the bottom of the robot. The robot is destructive, but its wheels are exposed

Next bot to die...err...I mean fight, is CHALKIE. Why Chalkie, I dont know, its not my robot. However, I do know this robot is invertable, had armour a lot like Dominator 2, and has a nasty set of lifting forks, specially designed so they can still work upside down. This robot has 8 wheel drive, Diamonds are its weakness, but I dont see how that works Im afraid.

Finally is the second real robot in this tournament, going by the name BARBARIC RESPONSE. This robot is a relative newcomer to the scene, but shouldnt be underestimated. The whole body is covered by a large flipper, quite able to flip most things over. It came second in the third Tag Team tournament with Hydra, losing to Bulldog Breed and Robochicken. Weakness? Id say it does not like crushers.

ROBOTEERS, STAND BY!

House Robots are in the ring: They are Cholera and Leprosy Infection.

3...2...1...ACTIVATE!

And off they go! Id say that Chalkie would be the favourite for this battle. Who is he going to go for? Barbaric Response, maybe? Err...no, hes going straight for Hole in the Armour 2, who is spinning up. The body shell hits Chalkie...but its no use! For some stupid reason, the spinner isnt powerful enough to get through the very, VERY thick armour of Chalkie. No hole in the armour here. Barbaric Response comes in and flips the slowed down Hole in the Armour. Now however, Chalkie uses that invertable forklift to lift up the spinner, and Barbaric Response opens the pit. Its going to be over very quickly...and DOWN goes Hole in the Armour. Its old design just not good enough.

CEASE!!!

CHALKIE AND BARBARIC RESPONSE GO THROUGH.

Sorry if this was a little short, but after my Grandad and college, I havnt had much time. Better late than never though.

[dinowarrior]

Soz for update lack, but with all the problems with College and everything, not to mention my Grandmother phoning up asking where my Grandads gone, and asking about some strange, non existant woman (She had a stroke a long time ago that affects her short-term memory). Ill try to do a PROPER battle on Friday, but at the moment I cant guarantee ANYTHING.