Name: Chatty
Race: Talkie Toaster
Species: Crapola Inc.
Gender: Toaster

An artificially intelligent electric bread toaster, designed to provide light conversation at breakfast time. Unfortunately, after having been ignored for so long, its intelligence circuits have worn out, and it has now decided to shout abuse or toast-related comments at any passers-by, while firing toast absolutely everywhere, but usually directly at their opponent. Good condition, but not like new.

Equipment: A crapload of bread.

Notes: Its warranty has expired.