The FRA Betrayal Game

[steven_mcg]

Um. Guys. Two of us just sort of, you know, died. Like, within minutes of each other. With a exploding letter threatening to get the rest of us. Maybe we should, I don't know, put the silly robot fight off for just a little bit? I mean, until the psychopathic serial killer is caught?

Possibly?

Oh, come on! Am I the only one who's a touch disconcerted by this whole mess? I know I've not seen Joey in Skype much recently, but he hardly seemed ready for suicide by swirly last time I saw him! For God's sake, Martijn is in so many bits that Refbot's digging out his vacuum cleaner! Not even Inspector Gadget's post-it notes do that much damage! These are our friends, guys!

Aren't they?

Sigh.

Fine. If playing with our robots is more important to you guys and our hosts, go ahead without me for now. I'm going to grab someone in the staff and check the crime scenes for clues. There must be something around Joey and Marti's, er, remains that'll help narrow down who the culprit is. It's a good thing I got Wedge Devo all set up nice and early. Today's lesson, guys: plan ahead. Also, don't get murdered by loonies. Close second.

And if that Refbot insists that I have to fight, then I'll try and get rid of the spinners early on - Good For It, Revolver Ocelot, Parasite - you know, invert their blades to be less effective, feed them to other bots and play passive to save my body parts. Then I'll try my hand at flipping the axebots into the hazards and focus on the flippers last when they're nice and low on weapon power.

Catch you later.

Finally. All those years of Poirot stories are finally going to pay off.