The Last Oddetsey

[alex_holt]

PLAYZOOKI

(OOC: When were you unable to walk properly? You were unconscious between posts, and you've been in the Castle for half the game with the the brief interlude where the Shrew dropped you over the edge and then the you were teleported back inside before you hit the ground)

On closer inspection the portals are very tiny, at most you could stick a hand through them. However, he does out the corner of one eye spot the Shrew darting through the portal with a pile of miniature quiches and a scotch egg.

AURELIA

"Wot are you talkin' about? Sounds like some lame nerd stuff" the water-woman replies as she scans the room for options of how to escape the angel.

[majinb]

Aurelia quickly checks her lie-detecting dagger!

[alex_holt]

AURELIA

There is no sign of custard of pebbledash, and the blade's glow fades from illuminating at the "I don't know nothing" when she says the next bit. Clearly she truthfully has no idea what a double negative is and thinks Aurelia is a lame nerd.

[playzooki]

(this post is ooc)

PLAYZOOKI

(OOC: When were you unable to walk properly? You were unconscious between posts, and you've been in the Castle for half the game with the the brief interlude where the Shrew dropped you over the edge and then the you were teleported back inside before you hit the ground)

PLAYZOOKI
Using the disturbing power of nasal telekinesis, he flips the small figure over the edge. Several things happen at once. Firstly, apparently the creature had been holding the chain, so with a sudden unravelling of chains, Playzooki himself is suddenly plummeting at incredible speed down towards the city miles below them. It seems that the tiny figure is some kind of Shrew, wearing tiny clothing, but evidently Playzooki didn't account for the fact that small mammals are not large enough to be killed by falling at their terminal velocity, so she seems remarkably unphased by this.

In fact, a manic grin on her tiny features, she angles herself to accelerate, and as Zooki smashes through the glass roof of Fluffony Biggins Frantabulous Pillow Factory he is mere feet from the ground before George finally manages to get a teleporter lock, and instead of impacting into the contents of the pillow factory, instead impacts into the hard antique wooden floor of the teleporter room. A lot of pain follows. Katia appears above him, caught in the same teleporter net, still at maximum speed, and uses the Meteor-shrew technique, impacts him straight in the forehead, knocking him out cold.

When he awakens a good while later, he finds that all his stuff is gone except his clothes, and he needs serious medical attention to even walk at a normal pace.

[alex_holt]

(OOC: Oops, sorry forgot about that)

PLAYZOOKI

Suddenly realises that his injuries must have been more painful than actually damaging as he can now walk again with no trouble. Although he does now have a slight sea-weedy smell that suggests some regenerative poultices might have been applied to him while he was unconscious.

[alex_holt]

AURELIA and VENGEANCE

After talking down the Water-woman through use of the beautiful enhanced songs, Aurelia extracts from the woman that she did it because she needed the money. Whoever it was apparently was scary enough that she insists on protection for her and her Mum, which Aurelia grants by teleporting them both to the castle.

However....

As Aurelia materializes in the main hall, she finds the water-woman backed into a corner with her water-claws out looking terrified...

"Ye told me it'd be safe here, but he's already here!"

She points viciously at Professor Vengeance

"He took me up to his offices at PTT and got me to steal the books or he'd hurt me and my Mam!"

Vengeance has an expression which suggests this is very confusing to him.

[NFX]

Black energy? Whatever it was, it couldn't have been good. He decided to inquire about the black energy, what it looked like, and what they had managed to do with it. Glancing down at the watch on his ankle, he decided he'd best be going back to the castle, so he'd aim to wrap up his investigation swiftly.

[alex_holt]

TWITCH

Sally describes the rift as exactly what Twitch himself had seen - as if someone had rubbed out a bit of the universe and the thing beneath was purest black. Sally claims she doesn't really remember what happens next exactly and was rescued from the rubble later by some firemen.

After this Twitch beckons George and teleports back to the castle

[Badnik96]

After watching the film version of this event (thanks to George "uploading" it into Slammer's brain somehow) he concludes that there's nothing left to be learned here.

"Thanks for your information, sir. I'll leave you be now."

[alex_holt]

PHANTASMIC SLAMMER

A summary of the file uploaded to Phantasmic Slammers Memory of the one documented rift incident believed to belong to this person:

- Felix Fairlynasty gives a speech
- Mecha-Titanicman attacks and the building begins to crumble
- The camera falls over and you see debris falling, Sally Streater shout that they are trapped, Felix Fairlynasty appears unconcious
- Black shards fill the screen and Mecha-titanicman falls over.

EUDIAL

A summary of the conversation with Fleems:

- Eudial persuades Fleems not to eat her, although doesn't much like her.
- Fleems has detected rift i nthe vicinity of Titanicman, but not from him directly, and he would have been able to tell. Someone or something else that is often around Titanicman is the source.
- The rift power dropped off substantially at the time of Doomforall becoming a rift nexus in space.
- However, after he finally died a few days ago, the rift level has expanded and begun to grow again to far greater levels that before.
- Fleems has never witnessed this power being used, or seen any evidence that it has been.