"I would like to advertise THIS!

"Recently, a group of fearless heroes banded together to avert a rift crisis of incomprehensible magnitude. These men and women have developed close ties with other rift specialist, as well as with the Church of Vengeance. Today, the world still needs heroes, and we put ourselves forwards as heroes for hire. If you have a problem... if no one else can help... and if you can find them... maybe you can hire... The Spanish Insquisition.

[insert contact details of my communicator and the castle here]

We accept novelty items for our payment.""