The Last Oddetsey

[steven_mcg]

The teleporters activate and suddenly there is a strange noise of whirring as if something isn't quite right, and then the teleporters fire off and the team vanish.

A few moments later they materialise outside the building where the siege is going on - a fairly unremarkable building, although the fact that one of the huge colossal armoured figures from earlier is still powering the shield nearby. There is a police cordon around the area, and a Pigeon in uniform appears to be directing the police there using a megaphone. Several of the tough officers are towards the front - a small three headed dragon, a weremoose and a cyborg Orang utan hold the front line. A sentient danish pastry with a sniper rifle is perched on a nearby roof.

Ooof! Eergh. Blecch. That's the trouble with this world. I never know if what I'm seeing is really there or if it's just these teleports scrambling my brain. Ahhhhh. Transmat sickness. Worst kind.

However, more odd is the fact a blue and yellow combat robot seems to have dropped out of the teleporter onto the concrete behind them, and bizarrely seems to be acting as if it has sentience. A hardox rolling pin, a set of magical hairstyling combs that can create an hairstyle instantly, some elementally resistant adaptive paint (will shift to resist fire, electricity, cold or magic after attacked by each) and a small remote controlled American man.

You see, this is exactly what I'm talking about. A fully sentient robotic combat machine with a magical makeup kit and a remote-controlled cowboy. Transmat-induced insanity or real-life insanity?

[pokes with cane]

Oh camshafts....

Leave this to me, everyone - I speak mechanical death machine!

(Hey ho, we can always use more killer robots on our side! I'll present some of my manual tools as a gesture of camaraderie and see if this mechro-morph doohickymawotsit can fix any ailments it might have.)

[kodster]

I can't take much more of this...

That line went through Eudial's mind repeatedly, even though she believed all this trouble would soon be worth it. Okay, Epsilon was one thing; androids were believable. This... this pretty much made the least sense of anything Eudial had encountered previously, even the Sucker and the Cucumberoo. (OOC: She doesn't notice the sentient danish pastry with the sniper rifle, otherwise she'd pretty much faint. :P)

Leave this to me, everyone - I speak mechanical death machine!

Of course. Vengeance would be accustomed to such unfamiliarity. Best to leave it to him. "Y-yeah, good idea," said Eudial faintly. She looked around, and (reluctantly) asked the officers what was going on.

[kodster]

*Slammer points to the roof of the building where the sniper pastry is located using the rolling pin*

"I'm surprised you didn't see it before. It's pretty hard to miss."

(OOC: She doesn't notice the sentient danish pastry with the sniper rifle, otherwise she'd pretty much faint. :P)

Well. That did it. The nonsense was just too much. Eudial keeled over and was out like a light. (OOC: Shame on you, Eudial!)

[Badnik96]

Leave this to me, everyone - I speak mechanical death machine!

"I can speak English just fine, thanks. You look like a pretty technically-minded guy, do you have any idea how I gained sentience? One moment I'm just sitting on the Team Ignition workbench, waiting for my builder to get back from Jamaica, and next thing I know I'm here in some other universe and I can talk and stuff! This is pretty cool and all but I'd like to get back to where I belong before my builder gets back. He'd be fairly upset if I went missing."

"Oh yeah, can one of you guys hold this stuff for me?" *gestures to the rolling pin, RC human and hairbrushes* "I don't have much use for them and I can only carry two things at a time."

"Say, what's wrong with the fiery lady? She ok?"