(Hmm, I see; replicator technology meets search engine software. No point trying to ask for anything I want too badly. Even if this version of Bing or whatever it runs on is up to date, I just know Doomsy's slipped in some "monkey's paw" subroutine or something to jinx whatever choice I make. I would, anyway.)

OK then, let's search for:

~ model steam train
~ 13 black roulette
~ wiimote
~ so bad it's good movie
~ silver age comic book
~ malteasers
~ bonzo dog doodah band discography

Yes! Take that, common sense!