"Leprechaun! Dwarf! Squirrel! Assemble around me, for at my disposal I have the greatest surprise a leprechaun/dwarf/squirrel trio could imagine! For here I have A Box with 3 pairs of preserved Angel wings! If you'd turn around please, I will smack them on your backs and you shall be able to fly as majestically as myself and our close friend the Mammoth! And talking about you, Mammoth, I have a little something for you too!"

-"I can't wait!"

"But that MUST wait, for first I shall show you... The Mecha-bracers of Unity! 3 pairs of humanoid one size fits all gauntlets that will give each of the wearers the combined strength, speed and agility of all of them! They go to the Leprechaun, the Dwarf and myself for we have humanoid hands! Can you feel that boost Leprechaun and Dwarf? I know I can!"

-"This is fantastic!"

"And now, my biggest surprise of all. My Tub O'Daggers! Mammoth, come forth! Since you have not received any item thus far, you shall be the first one to choose one of my majestic daggers!"

-"I shall take the Spectrum knife - 2 handed handle on a tiny brittle blade, would probably shatter against anything harder than human flesh, but fires a destructive rainbow blast out of the jewel on the pommel!"

"Very well! You, squirrel, who has been given wings but not gauntlets! Be the next one to select a dagger!"

-"I shall take this brace of 3 perfectly balanced returning throwing daggers made of pale blue steel! I shall wear whatever this cloth is they are in as a rucksack!"

"Good choice! Leprechaun! You are next!"

-"I'll get the bracer containing a hidden spring loaded adamantium dagger, to go with the flick knife I already have! I'll be like Wolverine with wings!"

"Hurray! Dwarf, you shall pick now! I still have 4 noteworthy daggers left, the fiery one, the dual wielding one, the lie detecting one, and the super thin one! Choose wisely..."

-"Gold!"

"... or take the mundane one from the bottom of the tub that has fake gold plating... right then, with that sorted out... I myself will carry with me the Blade of Thrillion - Glows vermillion in the presence of lies, custard and pebbledash. Now, allow me to put the items that remain unused in the room of this castle I have claimed earlier. In the meantime, could the 4 of you please prepare the Maurice Francois Tandem? We are going downtown!"

(flash forward a few minutes)

"Hello Leprechaun, Dwarf, Squirrel and Mammoth! With our newfound arsenal, I daresay we make an exquisite legion. I wish to utilize this, for there is always injustice! We shall cycle through the city until we find a calamity that needs our saving expertise!"

After saying so long to the fellow rift warriors, Aurelia and her posse cycle away.